If College Organizations Were 'iCarly' Characters

If College Organizations Were 'iCarly' Characters

Spencer Shay: Improv.
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Your college major may define you on your resume, but the organizations you're involved in truly tell people who you are. And what better way to find out what your campus involvement means than to compare it to the hit TV show that made everybody want to have their own webshow?

Carly Shay - Campus news

Like Carly Shay, you probably always wanted to be in front of the camera. While the campus news station segments are probably closer to "sports" and "politics" instead of "random dancing" and "hey, what am I sitting on?" any experience being broadcasted in front of others is all you need.

Sam Puckett - Fitness organization

You and Sam are probably both strong, independent women who just need knee-length cargo shorts and a hardcore attitude to get by. Being in a sorority may have been too much commitment or too different from your typical personality, but finding friends through an organization where you get to sweat out your energy is the way to go.

Fredward "Freddie" Benson - Club for whatever his major is

Being involved on campus can lead to a lot of fun, but the most important organization to join is the one that most closely relates to your major. Like Freddie, you're probably a high-scoring student with a desire to have a polished resume and extra skills they don't teach you in the classroom.

Spencer Shay - Improv Comedy/Theater

Ah, Spencer Shay, a goofball living vicariously through his significantly younger sister's webshow. If you're anything like Spencer, you've always been goofy. Maybe you're naturally funny or maybe you stick your head in a baby dolls body to look like an adult baby. Either way, you're out there to make others laugh.

Gibby - Greek life

We all know the frat boy who is just a big dork that somehow ended up in the most popular frat. Somehow everybody loves him and all the sorority girls are obsessed with him. Now, you might be in a fraternity and aren't ol' Gibs, but I'd venture to say every fraternity has one.

Lewbert - LARP

Live-Action Role Playing seems to be the only place where the large mole-having doorman Lewbert would not only survive, but thrive. Maybe you've always gone to the beat of your own drum, and there's no better place to walk to that beat than in a LARP club.

Nevel Papperman - A.V. Club

Nevel is the actual worst, but just because you're in A.V. Club (or its modern equivalent) doesn't mean that you're the worst. However, like Nevel, you know your way around a computer and could ruin a sweet, innocent teens webshow if you really wanted to. It's okay, not all computer whizzes use their powers for evil.

T-Bo - Cooking club

What better place for someone who is always making delicious concoctions? Whether you've been teaching yourself the finest cuisines out of cookbooks for years, or you just throw tacos on a stick and call it a meal like our friend T-Bo, any sort of club that makes new eats is the place for you.

Socko - Officer of self-created club that nobody joined

Like Socko, you might have a really strong passion that unfortunately others just aren't interested in. Be it a video game, a musical group, or fashioning designed socks for your pals, sometimes the things we love just don't resonate with others. Don't worry, someone will come along and make socks with you. Don't let go of your passion just yet!

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35 Major Life Facts According To Nick Miller

"All booze is good booze, unless it's weak booze."
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Fact: If you watch "New Girl," you love Nick Miller.

You can't help it. He's an adorable, lovable mess of a man and you look forward to seeing him and his shenanigans each week. While living the infamous and incomparable life of Nick Miller, and obviously Julius Pepperwood— he has learned many valuable laws of the land. And, although Nick refuses to learn anything from anyone besides his mysterious, old Asian friend Tran, he does have a few lessons he'd like to teach us.

Here are 35 facts of life according to 'Nick Milla Nick Milla':

1. Drinking keeps you healthy.

"I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."

2. Dinosaurs never existed.

"I don't believe dinosaurs existed. I've seen the science. I don't believe it."


3. A paper bag is a bank.

"A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls."


4. Having sex is similar to delivering mail.

"I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail it's hot sex that I deliver."

5. Moonwalking is a foolproof way to get out of any awkward situation.

Jess (about Nick): "Now he won't even talk to me. I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me. He does that sometimes."

6. Using a movie reference is also a great way.

Cece: "Come on, get up!"

Nick: "No, I don't dance. I'm from that town in "Footloose."

7. There's no reason to wash towels.

Nick: "I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"

Schmidt: "You never wash your towel?"

Nick: "What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?"

8. Exes are meant to be avoided at all costs (especially if/unless they're Caroline)

"I don't deal with exes, they're part of the past. You burn them swiftly and you give their ashes to Poseidon."

9. IKEA furniture is not as intimidating as it looks.

"I'm building you the dresser. I love this stuff. It's like high-stakes LEGOs."

10. You don't need forks if you have hands.

Jess: "That's gross. Get a fork, man."

Nick: "I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!"

11. Sex has a very specific definition.


"It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut."

12. Doors are frustrating.

"I will push if I want to push! Come on! I hate doors!"

13. All booze is good booze.

"Can I get an alcohol?"

14. ...unless it's weak booze.

"Schmidt, that is melon flavored liquor! That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!"

15. Writers are like pregnant women.

Jess: "You know what that sound is? It's the sound of an empty uterus."

Nick: "I can top that easily. I'm having a hard time with my zombie novel."

Jess: "Are you really comparing a zombie novel to my ability to create life?"

Nick: "I'm a writer, Jess. We create life."

16. All bets must be honored.

"There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson. I lost a bet to Schmidt."

17. Adele's voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

"Adele is amazing."

18. Beyoncé is extremely trustworthy.

"I'd trust Beyoncé with my life. We be all night."

19. Fish, on the other hand, are not.


“Absolutely not. You know I don’t trust fish! They breathe water. That's crazy!"

20. Bar mitzvahs are terrifying.

Schmidt: "It's a bar mitzvah!"

Nick: "I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised!"

21. ...so are blueberries.

Jess: "So far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships..."

Nick: "And blueberries."

22. Take your time with difficult decisions. Don't be rash.


Jess: "You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"

Nick: "You're putting me in a tough spot!"

23. Getting into shape is not easy.

"I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less donuts."

24. We aren't meant to talk about our feelings.

"If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings."


25. We're all a little bit too hard on ourselves.

"The enemy is the inner me."

26. Freezing your underwear is a good way to cool off.


"Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing. I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you."

27. Public nudity is normal.

"Everbody has been flashed countless times."

28. Alcohol is a cure-all.


"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol."

29. Horses are aliens.

"I believe horses are from outer-space."


30. Turtles should actually be called 'shell-beavers.'

Jess: "He calls turtles 'shell-beavers."

Nick: "Well, that's what they should be called."

31. Trench coats are hot.


"This coat has clean lines and pockets that don't quit, and it has room for your hips. And, when I wear it, I feel hot to trot!"


32. Sparkles are too.

"Now, my final bit of advice, and don't get sensitive on this, but you've got to change that top it's terrible and you've got to throw sparkles on. Sparkles are in. SPARKLES ARE IN."

33. Introspection can lead to a deeper knowing of oneself.

"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words."


34. It's important to live in the moment.

"I know this isn't gonna end well but the middle part is gonna be awesome."


35. Drinking makes you cooler.

Jess: "Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing."

Nick: "That's the only thing in the world I know to be true."

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25 Non-Traditional Christmas Tunes To Get You Spreading Christmas Cheer

"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!" ~Elf

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Anyone who listens to Christmas music probably knows the traditional or more common tunes. Here are 25 tunes that are not as common, but still just as good, to add to your Christmas playlist.

1. Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy - Brad Paisley

2. Penguin, James Penguin - Brad Paisley

3. 364 Days to Go - Brad Paisley

4. Born on Christmas Day - Brad Paisley

5. Grown Up Christmas List - Kelly Clarkson

6. Thank God for Kids - Kenny Chesney

7. Silent Night (Lord of My Life) - Lady Antebellum

8. A Baby Changes Everything - Faith Hill

9. There's a New Kid in Town - Chris Young

10. I Was Young Once Too - Alabama

11. All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan - Kenny Chesney

12. Tennessee Christmas - Alabama

13. Christmas in Dixie - Alabama

14. Ragin' Cajun Redneck Christmas - The Robertsons 

15. Hairy Christmas - The Robertsons

16. Duck the Halls - The Robertsons

17. Camouflage and Christmas Lights - The Robertsons

18. Why I Love Christmas - The Robertsons

19. Angels Among Us - Alabama

20. Joseph and Mary's Boy - Alabama

21. The Man with the Bag - Kellie Pickler

22. Christmas in Heaven - Scotty McCreary

23. Christmas Comin' Round Again - Scotty McCreary

24. Christmas Cookies - George Strait

25. Where Are You, Christmas? - Faith Hill

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