With transitions going into effect this semester, we put together the ideal fraternity and sorority celebrity exec board. Motion to vote?
Sorority President: Beyonce
Who runs the world? Beyonce. Naturally she would get majority vote for becoming the Queen B of her sorority. Bow down.
Fraternity President: Leonardo DiCaprio
Good ol’ Leo would be a perfect president—he looks great in a suit, he’s a gentleman but still knows how to party, and you know he’s loyal because he never let Rose go till the end.
Sorority Social chair: Taylor Swift
It’s no mystery—Taylor Swift knows a lot of men. She’d be great at creating relationships with other fraternities—she’d just have to work on keeping those relationships strong. But hey, haters gonna hate.
Fraternity Social Chair: Matthew McConaughey
Alright, alright, alright—Matthew McConaughey has the most perfect, sweet talking southern accent to make any sorority social chair jump (but go weak at the knees first, of course) at the opportunity to have an event with his chapter. (Bonus points: this stellar celeb was a proud member of Delta Tau Delta.)
Sorority Vice President of Standards Committee: Britney Spears
She went off the deep end in the early 2000s but has definitely turned herself around. She would make a great head of Standards because she’s been a total train wreck and can relate to that scandalous sister dancing on the stripper poles at Joe’s, but can also help steer that sister in a classy direction.
Fraternity Risk Manager: Ryan Reynolds
He knows how to party but you'll never see him get sloppy. He would be the perfect brother to make sure the chapter has fun while staying safe.
Sorority Vice President of Communications: Kim Kardashian
If anyone knows how to do PR, it’s Kim K. You have to admit, she really did break the internet with her infamous bare cover spread. Obviously, standards would never allow that kind of PR, but the girl knows how to get the attention of the public.
Fraternity Vice President of Communications: Ryan Seacrest
He’s a great host and is always perfectly bronze. With his smooth charm and ability to interview anyone, he would totally get majority vote to be head of PR for any fraternity.
Sorority Philanthropy Chair: Sarah McLachlan
If you’ve never choked up during her commercials to save abused animals, you have no soul. She’d be the perfect person to get others involved in whatever cause your chapter is serving, especially if her heart-touching song “Angel” is playing in the background.
Fraternity Philanthropy Chair: Adam Levine
Who could forget his photo shoot to raise awareness for prostate cancer? He's living every frat boy's dream and would totally get majority vote for philanthropy chair with any chapter.
Sorority Recruitment Chair: Carrie Underwood
She’s absolutely flawless and has the voice of an angel. Any PNM who sees Carrie welcoming her at the door during recruitment would instantly fall in love with the house.
Fraternity Recruitment Chair: Luke Bryan
He just looks like he’d be a great person to have a beer with. He’s always singing about turning up on a Friday night and girls shaking it for him, which I’m pretty sure would seem appealing to any future pledge. And as a bonus, he’s a real life a Sigma Chi.
Sorority New Member Educator: Jennifer Lawrence
Everyone seems to love her corkiness and finds her relatable and down to earth, which would make her perfect for educating the nervous, young new members of any sorority.
Fraternity Pledge Master: Channing Tatum
He’s masculine, attractive and a total hard ass. He can definitely strike the fear of God into any pledge one minute, and be his best friend helping him out in a bar fight the next.
Sorority Treasurer: Oprah
She's constantly showing off how rich she is, so we can all assume she knows a thing or two about handling money.
Fraternity Treasurer: Kanye West
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