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​How To Survive A Typical College Night Out Told By Spongebob

Great advice from the sponge himself

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​How To Survive A Typical College Night Out Told By Spongebob

First off, you and your girlfriends get ready together. Whether you're doing makeup, hair, picking out outfits, you make sure you all look good.

Next, once you guys are all ready, it's time to walk to the bars and get the night started.

Once inside, trying to navigate your way up to the bar is another challenge. But, don't be afraid to use the group of you to your advantage. Push your way up.

Once you've purchased your drinks and had one or two, it's time to bring the group to the dance floor. But remember, there may be a butt or two shaking in your vicinity.

Don't let this deter you and your friends from going out on the dance floor, even if it's just to jump up and down.

Remember to drink water either throughout the night or before you go to bed! You don't want to end up like poor Spongebob.

As the night comes to an end, it's always a good idea to go for that late night meal. Going to bed with food in your tummy helps soak up some of that alcohol. So load up on the carbs.

Most importantly, remember to not leave anybody behind. Traveling in a group is always a much safer route.

Lastly, remember to have fun and let loose! Letting your hair down once in a while is a great way to relieve those three exams you just took.

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