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How To Prepare Yourself For The Season Premiere Of 'Orange Is The New Black'

The day we've all been waiting for.

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How To Prepare Yourself For The Season Premiere Of 'Orange Is The New Black'
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Ah, yes. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. One of the greatest days of the year is quickly approaching. A day that many Netflix viewers believe should be listed as a national holiday: the season four premiere of "Orange Is The New Black." If you haven't already watched this year's trailer here it is:

As many of you may know watching OITNB is not all fun and games. Here's the perfect list to prepare yourself for the start of the newest season:

Catch up.

If you've never watched OITNB before, you don't know what you're missing. You NEED to binge watch seasons one through three and I promise you won't regret it. If you already watch OITNB, I recommend re-watching season three. After all, if you binge watched it last year in a day, like me, you probably need some refreshing.

Stock the fridge.

It's going to be a long weekend, folks. I recommend stocking your fridge with a few of your favorite snacks. Heck, you should just buy a mini fridge and place it next to your bed so you never have to move.

Notify friends you will be MIA.

OITNB does get the best of us. I would notify all your close friends that you entered the black hole of binge watching and will not be available until further notice.

Get the tissues ready.

OITNB is completely unpredictable. Who's ending up in solitary confinement? Who's not going to make it to season 5? Be prepared. Anything is possible.

Do not mourn the end of the season.

Of course, you'll watch the entire season in less than 48 hours because why wouldn't you? Unfortunately, you will become depressed because you have to wait another 363 days until the next season, BUT don't let it get the best of you. OITNB has signed to film AT LEAST another three more seasons!


Happy watching my fellow OITNB lovers!


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