"Bob's Burgers". It's probably the best cartoon for adult-children such as myself out there. It's like you can relate to literally ANY of the characters because they're all the best. I can get annoyed like Bob, mom-ish like Linda, boy-crazy like Tina, loud like Gene, and scheming like Louise. However, I have come to realize that there is one character from "Bob's Burgers" that I relate to the most. That character? Gene Belcher.

I'm extremely opinionated.

I'll yell it loud, and I'll yell it proud. I know what I'm saying. I say what I mean and I mean what I say and if that means calling married adults who are engaging in PDA with each other sluts, then so be it. I'll do it. Don't test me.

I complain. A lot. And it gets dramatic.

Whether it's the piles of homework I procrastinated doing and forced myself into or it's just getting out of bed in the morning, I'm the worst. I will complain about any and everything. I can handle my own problems like an adult, don't get me wrong, it's just really difficult to care enough to want to handle my own problems like an adult.

I'm very musical.

I sing, I dance, I compose, I edit. I even offend sometimes with my too-cool beats. Just kidding, but I am a really big music fan and I love music all day every day. Don't believe me? That's fun, but I don't care.

I'm very confident.

I'm the only person who matters. I'm good at what I do and I know it. I just wish that there was someone out there who could measure up to my greatness and then we could conquer the world of song and dance together.

No matter what I do, I'm almost always proud of it.

I've had my phases in life: the country phase, the scene phase, the hipster phase, etc. None of them worked out very well. I just don't know how to buy into fads. They don't work for me. It's too hard to enjoy something that I just don't enjoy. And it's WAY too easy to look back and make fun of past-me for doing things that current-me would NEVER do these days.

I like to limit my contact with the male species.

Guys are nice and all, but they're just too much sometimes. They're naturally louder, naturally more obnoxious, and naturally worse than women. Women are a lot more chill than men and I think that's why I get along with them better. Yes, female drama is more drawn out than male drama, but females don't get into enough drama for it to actually be overwhelming. Besides, wrestling is dumb.

I love chicken.

There's nothing else to say. I just really like chicken. It is the best of the meats. I'll fight you on this one. You will not win. Chicken is the most versatile and delicious meat out there and I will enjoy it until the day I die. I'm dedicated.