Arguing with people today is more common than ever especially on social media. Clapping back and dragging someone (comebacks) are current terms in response to a heated debate. Making someone feel stupid while staying politically correct during an argument can be challenging. Making someone that is high and mighty feel like they are at an all-time low, revenge served with a vanilla cupcake and glass of almond milk, can be a walk in the park. Responding to a boss, a back- stabbing friend or lover, and or a person that is argumentative can be a breeze, but you have to be emotional unattached to argue correctly. Disrespecting people that have been petty towards you is no walk in the park, it takes skill and wits. I cannot tell you what to say but I can tell you the top rules to make someone an arrogant person feel simple.
Rule number 1: You say that they have failed at something.
This might be a low blow so keep it light. For example, say something like “this is on you, not me”, “this is your fault”, “you failed at explaining me things”, “you failed at your job.” Keep it brief don’t go into explanations. Don’t go into the why’s just say it.
Rule number 2: Show them their existences isn’t necessary.
If arguing in person:
On this one you have to dismiss everything they are saying. Like “the thought was good…but..” and shake your head. Act like what they do does not bother you this will get on their nerves. Be firm with them, every tone is short and swift. Then look them like “and you are here still why.”
If arguing online:
Do not respond. If you absolutely need to respond do quick word responses. Like okay and oh okay. Tell them they don’t listen and cannot comprehend simple logic.
Rule number 3: Use logic
Always argue using facts not how you feel or what your opinion is on. Hit them with basic facts, don’t use analogies, analogies aren’t really effective and can be used in towards anyone favors. Listen to points, and argue and invalidate every point that they have.
Rule number 4: The epic monologue.
Have you ever seen scandal? This monologue is the center piece of getting even. Instead of cursing someone out or calling them rude names or making fun of their appearance which is childish. You have to use words with a negative connotation with valued meaning. Talk about being genuine, cordial, and polite. Tell them they are not hard working and they lethargic. Use words that challenging but well known words that you learned for prepping for the SAT. Make sure you talk to them in private be bold but always stay classy. Attack on things that they are doing in the now, make it known that what they did in the past has no merit. Level the playing field to your level. Stop letting people walk over you.
Rule number 5: Facial Expressions and Emoji’s
Like acting facial expressions are extremely efficient. If mastered correctly facial expressions can make an opposing person want to choke you to death. An apathetic look can really mess with a person’s soul especially if the argument or debate is in person. If it is online, then do not use emoji’s, emoji’s are petty and immature. The only emoji you should use is one, only one, a smiley face.
