This week, I decided to set out on a mission. What is that mission, you ask? Well, I set out to see if I could be the most annoying roommate ever, and it worked. My roommate and I have been friends since we were in the eighth grade, so we have known each other for a long time. However, just because we’ve been friends for so long does not mean that we can’t get under each others skin. So, naturally, I wanted to see how far I could push the envelope before it snapped. Without further ado, here is what I found you can do to be the most annoying roommate ever.
Don’t let them sleep.
Why does your roomie need to sleep? Every minute they’re asleep is a minute of you that they’re missing out on, and that’s just not okay. Once they get all settled down and are just about to hit the hay is the perfect time to ask them if they think dogs think about things or to let them hear your Donald Trump impression.
Bug them while they're in the shower.
Showers are an alone-time activity? Not in this room they’re not. Another fantastic way to piss your roommate off is to be unbelievably clingy, which obviously includes hanging out with them while they’re in the shower. The best thoughts come to one while they’re in the shower, I don’t want to miss out on any of those.
Don’t let them get any work done.
Why should they be working on their homework? That just means they aren’t paying attention to you, and that is unacceptable. Fix that immediately by screaming, throwing a tantrum on the floor, or throwing things at them. I decided to go with throwing things and then using a fake cat paw to touch her face.
Hide their clothes.
Everyone loves a good game of hide-and-go-seek right? Well, start the game off by hiding their entire wardrobe. Surprise! Now they have to go find them. Fun for everyone.
Eat their food.
What’s theirs is yours, right? At least that’s how it is in room 437.
Blow up their phone.
Your roommate is in class? That’s okay. Being as clingy as possible to be as annoying as possible. Do not let yourself be ignored.
