We all know why girls go to college. To find a husband. It’s simple, really. Just follow a few guidelines and you’re Prince Charming will be putting on the shoe that fits.

1.     Look Pretty

            Don’t go to class looking like you just rolled out of bed. You want to impress your future spouse. You gotta make him fall in love at first sight and there’s no way that is going to happen when you look like a hobo. So take off those chacos & put on your best mascara.

2.     Introduce Yourself

            Don’t be shy, make the first move! Guys like a girl with some initiative. Go up and ask that hottie in your Chem lab to the drive-in movie this Saturday. What do you have to lose?

3.     Be Clingy

            No man wants a girl who doesn’t pay attention to him or wonder what he’s doing all the time. Show some love and blow that phone up. Just make sure you have the unlimited call/text plan with your phone company…

4.     Invite Yourself Over

            You want his friends to be your friends. Boys night, sh’moys night. Order all his (your) friends some pizza and turn on some football. They’ll love you. Tell them all to come back over to his house next week for poker!

5.     Talk About Yourself

            He loves to hear all about what you did that day and how you messed up your toe nail polish. Guys are listeners, you know. When you feel pretty, flaunt it. Don’t just fish for compliments, reel in a ring.

6.     Talk About Marriage

            Discussing the future with your hubby is something he’ll cherish. You should even make him a scrapbook of what your future kiddos will look like. Start picking out the tile you want in the kitchen and the paint you want for the master bedroom.

GUESS AGAIN LADIES.

First of all, you will definitely not be dressing up every day for your 8 am. Don’t waste that expensive make up, save it for bar night.

Secondly, most of you are probably too scared to talk to the guy you like, or you’re just waiting for him to say something.

DO NOT EVER BE CLINGY. That’s just creepy. Picture that weirdo at Conference following you around and begging to dance with you. Just don’t do it.

For the love of whatever you believe in, don’t invite yourself to everything he does. You’re not Siamese twins and you don’t have to be attached at the hip. Have some time to yourself, you’ll probably need it anyways.

Nobody wants to be reminded of how fabulous you look that day. Especially him. He knows you’re gorgeous already, he wasn’t blind when he met you.

Lastly, if you want to see a guy beat the world record of a 400 meter sprint, talk about marriage. Maybe it’s okay if you’ve been together for five years, but remember that these boys (not men) are in college and most of them are just “trying to have fun.”

Just remember, love is a battlefield and guys are the enemies.