Step one: Set an alarm for any time before 8:00 am that you think you're going to wake up to. Once it goes off make sure you only snooze it and don't turn it off. Skip your 8:00 am class (this shouldn't be hard) and let your alarm sound for at least 2 hours. It is only okay to turn it off if two or more of your roommates have yelled at you. If that is the case and you've made it this far you have successfully completed step one in annoying your roommates.
Step two: ALWAYS eat in the room and never take down the dishes. If you're feeling really crazy eat food that rots fast. This will smell up the entire room and not only annoy them but gross them out too. EXCELLENT! Also, do not feel the need to stack up plates or cups. Just leave them lying around the room forcing the others to pick up after you.
Step three: Wear/use anything that's not yours. If you didn't pay for it, it's all yours! For example, after putting on their clothes for the day, brush your teeth with their toothpaste and then leave the cap off. This will drive them nuts! When they ask why you borrowed things without asking, reply with “We're all sisters (or brothers)".
Step four: Two of my favorite, cry and complain. Cry because you're stressed, cry because you're boyfriend is being mean (again), cry because you have nothing to wear, and cry because you gained a pound after binge eating Chipotle. Complain about everything you're crying about. Not only will this test how sensitive they are to your emotions it will eventually aggravate them.
Step five: Stay up as late as possible after claiming to have lost your headphones. Either listen to your favorite music or watch your favorite 3-hour long documentary. If you fall asleep don't worry, it will still play. After completing the fifth step it is highly recommended that you refer back to step 1 and so on.
These steps have a 100% guarantee rate (for me personally). Feel free to repeat these steps as many times as you may wish! Although they are very satisfactory and successful, they may come with some consequences. So remember, annoy your roommates at your own risk.
