We've all been there. There's always that one Monday morning you wake up and realize that, ya know what, this isn't gonna be a productive week. 

Here's how to avoid doing all of those things you "just can't even" this week:

• Don't set any alarms on your phone. Seriously..there's nothing like being late, if you even go at all. 
• Don't go to class. Why not just use all your skips in one week, am I right??
• Don't leave your bed. Except for food. Food is always the exception.
• Order pizza. Then order chinese food. Repeat for 7 days. 
• Start a new series on Netflix. For best results choose a series with more than 2 seasons. 
• Definitely don't do your laundry. 
• Showering could be optional. (Personal preference...we won't judge you)
• Commence aimless crafting, guitar playing, puzzle making, video game  playing, card game playing, etc. 
• Don't read anything. 
• Don't do any work that's due. 
• Leave E! on TV (you're bound to stumble upon a Kardashian marathon eventually). 
• Take a 20 minute power nap every 40 minutes. 
• Open the window to your room once a day to get some form of fresh air.
• Facebook stalk, Instagram stalk, Twitter stalk, make new Pinterest boards, repeat. 
• Watch a series of movies. Example: The entire Saw series (666 minutes of pure time wastin')
• Drink water. Doing nothing can be exhausting and dehydrating at times.
• And if you're feelin' reallllyyyyy wild, turn your phone off. Nothing says "I'm not doing anything this week" like falling completely off the radar. 

Give it a try, the results are truly amazing! Stay lazy, people.