Step 1

Don’t eat for the whole day. Just forget that food exists. This way, the alcohol will hit you much quicker and you won’t drink too much of it so you won’t get sick! Also, what a money saver! You don’t need as much alcohol to get you drunk!

Step 2

Take shots. One, four, ten, who cares. Just take ‘em. They’ll make you feel dizzy and fun, and they’ll get you drunk so much faster!

Step 3

Drink beer before liquor, always. Beer tastes better, and once it gets you a little tipsy, you won’t taste the hard alcohol you’re going to be drinking! Everyone wins!!

Step 4

Forget that water is necessary for living. What even is hydration anyway?

Step 5

Mix sugary drinks with your liquor! It’ll make it taste so much better and totally not give you a hangover at all!

Step 6

Drink anything you want! Vodka, tequila, rum, wine, all of it! It’ll make you feel so much LESS nauseous when you wake up tomorrow!

Step 7

Go to bed late. Stay up until 6am, dancing your little drunk booty off! Take your shirt off and stand on a table, it’s all in good fun!!!

Step 8

Wake up the next morning feeling entirely refreshed and energized! The liquor will still be in your system and when it runs out, you totally won’t feel like dying at all! :)