Maybe you’ve had enough of stalking your crush? Or maybe it’s time to get back into the game after breakup? Either way, getting a guy is definitely an undertaking. Here is a schedule that you can follow to get a guy in 10 days.*
Day 1: Spot your target.
If you’re not already friends with him, befriend him. If you are friends with him, skip to day 6.
NOTE: How to befriend your crush:
- BE CONFIDENT.
- Proceed to casually make eye contact with him a few times.
- Go in for the kill. I know this is the hardest part, but introduce yourself to him and ask him how he’s doing. Ask him about his interests, like music or sports. You can even compliment him! This could help to break the barrier between the friendzone and a budding relationship.
- Get his phone number. You need a way to talk to him again, right?
Day 2-5:
Take time to get to know him. This is important.
Day 6: DON’T BECOME A BRO!
Once you feel confident talking to him, become touchier. Hit his arm softly when he makes a joke, or inconspicuously touch his bicep when you guys are having a conversation.Try not to act stupid! Even though boys love a damsel in distress, they do not want an airhead. It’s not cute. It is imperative to make a lot of eye contact. Not in a creepy way, but enough for him to know that you are thinking about him.
Day 7: Ask him to hangout alone if he hasn’t already.
Look for clues. Is he giving you signals that he likes you back?
If he is more of the shy type, look to see if he is making more eye contact with you than normal. He might be only facing or talking to you when you guys are in a group setting. If he is more of an outgoing guy, he may become touchier and compliment you. He could even possibly straight up say that he likes you, too.
- NOTE: If he asks to “Netflix and chill”, reconsider the potential relationship. He might just be looking for a hookup.
Day 8-9: Hangout with him and become more emotionally connected.
If you haven’t, start flirting hardcore. Let him know that you are interested.
Day 10: If no one has said anything about how they feel towards each other by now, here is the time.
He might be unobservant. In that case, just flat out tell him how you feel. If he doesn’t feel the same way, move on. It’s okay. You can always find someone better. Then the love cycle starts again.
P.S. I am not responsible if this doesn’t work.
