Day parties, or darty's, are no joke. The dedication to a day drinking is both a magical and horrifying experience depending on how you look at it. Let these beautiful sloths teach you the process of the darty.
- Figure out if you're going to commit to the darty. Once you start, there's really no going back.
- Decide that you are going to darty hardy and you're not going to do it without your friends. You will text them at rapid speeds to get them out of their nocturnal slumber.
- Put on your best darty attire. Bucket hat's, fanny packs, short shorts and tube socks are essential requirements to fit the fratty darty image that we have grown to know and love.
- Roll up with your squad. Not only are you here to party, but you brought the party with you. ~ so cool ~
- Once you've acclimated, put on your best moves. Darty's are a great place to meet a future lover.
- Proceed to participate in what some might call "reckless" behavior as you try and down half a case of beer by yourself.
- Realize you're being that person and find the nearest outdoor seating (preferably couch). By the time you sit down, you realize you've lost half your motor skills and you really need to calm down.
- After you've successfully embarrassed yourself by being what some might call "too turnt" at 1pm in the afternoon, the hunt for drunk munchies begins. Thank god darty's have food right?
- Bathroom break! Realize you look less like a cute sloth and more like this sloth.
- By this point, you can't stop. You've gotten this far and will do everything in your power to continue to rage.
- Things will probably go downhill at this point. You will figuratively and literally lean on your friends for support.
- Give up entirely. You have a sunburn and it's only 3pm. You tried and failed, but at least you can sleep it off and rage on into the night.
