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Homecoming Weekend According to "The Real Housewives"

The definition of "washed up."

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Homecoming Weekend According to "The Real Housewives"

The day has finally arrived for you and your alumni besties to reunite in the place where it all began. It's been a depressing five months since you all took on the place which you previously held the reigns, and now it is time to reclaim your thrones. Although, in all honestly you're all beyond washed up and really just care about having a grand 'ole time with your main homies. Homecoming weekend starts NOW.

The girls are back in town and all is right in the world:

You run into essentially everyone in your graduating class when you get to the bars:

You order your first drink next to some boys who are substantially younger than you and all of a sudden you feel like an old grandma and can't quite shake the feeling:

As the night progresses you start to see people who you didn't, let's just say, particularly enjoy back in college:


The drinks start hitting you hard and it isn't long before you and your friends are kicking' it just like the good old days:

When the time comes to return home after a looooong night out, it all comes crashing down...it would appear we just can't hang with the big dogs anymore:

Then you wake up the next morning and you realize you have another day to drink and play with your girls, it's a mixture of "hell yeah!" and "send for help":

After a fun filled day and night with your favorite people, it's time to head back to the real world...who even knows when you'll see your BFFs again?? Break my heart why don't you!:

Homecoming is a weekend long realization of how much your college friends mean to you and the much scarier realization that you just can't make it to 3 a.m. like you used to. Moral of the story: never graduate. No matter what, you're friends will remain your friends no matter what your distance. Having friends in far away places is just another excuse to travel, right? Happy Homecoming, everyone!

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