I truly believe the hipster movement needs to be put to an end. I can't be the only one tired of seeing individuals partake in the strangest activities in order to be "innovative" or different. Hate to break it to you, but you really aren't that different if the rest of the world is mimicking your trend.
Now, don't get me wrong, I have met plenty of nice hipsters, wonderful people! It is just that some of their top choices of leisure activities need to end, or at least, be tuned down.
Here is a list of annoying hipster behaviors.
1. Wearing beanies on a 90-degree day.
2. Taking pictures of their food without ever eating it.
3. Using phrases like, "Well, you've probably never heard of it."
4. Becoming vegans not because they think it's morally wrong to eat meat, they just think it will make them seem "edgy."
6. Only listening to vinyl. Do you really hear a difference between the two, or do you just want to show off your new record player from Urban?
7. Only shopping at Urban Outfitters.
8. Refusing to admit they live a hipster lifestyle.
9. Listening to music that absolutely no one has ever heard of on the face of the Earth, ever! I'm all for finding new music, but not when you just listen to a no name band that sucks, just to feel different.
10. Drinking coffee from vintage shops.
11. Wearing overalls. This is a trend that should be limited to farmers or children from the '90s.
12. Paying ridiculous amounts of money for something that is "vintage." Like no, the "table" you bought for $100 is a tree stump. I could have cut down from my backyard for free.
13. Longboarding.
14. Only buying records.
15. Male hipsters are constantly rocking haircuts that are longer than mine.
16. Wearing flannels.
17. Vaping. Don't even get me started.
18. Refusing to like anything that is considered mainstream.
19. Taking random pictures and considering them works of art. I'm not sure what you're looking at , but all I see is a rusty nail on a kitchen table.
20. Using typewriters.
21. Creating absurd accessories, like using clothes pins as earrings.
22. Wearing oversized glasses. I'm pretty sure you are a little young to need readers.
23. Using actual film when taking pictures instead of a digital camera.
24. Or maybe they only use polaroids?
25. They will sometimes dress like homeless people because why not?
26. Acting as trendsetters, even though they are following the trends.
27. Casually smoking cigarettes.
28. Preaching about the importance of saving the Earth.
29. Just annoying me.
30. Just accept you are a hipster, and stop refusing it! It's really cool you are into all these things, just admit you are a hipster. It's driving the rest of us nuts!
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