In the world of Disney Villains, it's been a common characteristic for evil characters to have a sexual agenda or sexual tactic as a lure for the protagonists in the majority of Princess movies. From old Disney films to the new ones, the sexual allure (or attempted) of a Disney villain is a staple we've come to expect. However, there is one Disney villain that is truly the most menacing and deceptive. He has strayed from the common path and instead, became one of the most toxic and fearful villains.
We're talking about Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, "Frozen's" dreamy and evil mastermind. What makes Hans the most frightening villain is his sociopathic tendencies. He is not after any sexual favors, nor does he want the slightest sexual or romantic relationship with Anna. Most Disney villains have a want for power and money, of course, but none of them would have said no to having a trusted and easy going side bitch. He pretends to be nice and makes his intentions clear later in the film after seducing everyone around him and tricking them into thinking he was actually a good guy, but most guys would not have said no to the sexual by product! If Hans accepted the booty, he could have gotten away his entire plan! Hell, he didn't even have to really love Anna, all he had to do was have sexual relations with her for the rest of his life. Poor, cisgendered Hans! Let's take a look at some of the other villains, shall we?
1. Gaston
Everyone knows Gaston only wanted to be will Belle because of her beauty. I mean come on, he mocked her for her intelligence and her love of books. He sexualized her instead of treating her like a woman. He devised to have her father taken away and declared as the town kook in order to gain her so-called "love", which would really just be tolerance because he was a highly intolerable man...and he tried to kill the Beast just because Belle had fallen for him. Poor Gaston, he couldn't get the booty so he tried to avenge his manliness and ended up meeting his demise. No booty for him!
2. Jafar
Jafar is one of the eviler, but also humorous, villains of the bunch. He masquerades as the king's advisor when in actuality he is plotting against him by trying to take over the kingdom. How does he plan to do this? By marrying his beautiful, YOUNG daughter of course! Jafar sexualizes Jasmine and treats her as a prize to be won in order to gain control of the kingdom and get rid of her father. When he realizes that Aladdin is the apple of her eye because he's actually nice and *cough, cough* ATTRACTIVE, he takes Jasmine into captivity, dressing her in a provocative red outfit and chains, making her his sex slave. He wanted the booty and power. Jasmine tricked him into thinking she would give him what he wanted by pulling him in for a kiss, and he got the power as a genie, but both were ultimately his end. No power or booty for Jafar...no one likes a jerk compensating for his bad personality and lack of power.
3. Ursula
Although Ursula is not the prettiest or sexiest of the villains, she still had an allure to her. Those pendulous breasts that welcome you into her evil grotto give the best example of how she truly feels about her true form. She can change her form to look like anyone; if she really wanted to look like Vanessa (her human facade), then she could have, but she chose to be the intense looking sea witch that she is. Her whole goal throughout the film was to get the power of trident and hurt Ariel's chances of ever finding true love. She charmed Prince Eric and probably could have kept him as a sex slave for the rest of eternity! Forget about the power over the sea, she could have the power over all of Denmark. DENMARK. She did accept the byproduct of having a sexual relationship as a side project, but the forces that came together and thus she was foiled and still never got the booty...that we know of.
4. Mother Gothel
Mother Gothel is very interesting in the way that she didn't want youth just for its beauty, she cared more about not dying. Gothel is thousands of years old so she is rightfully afraid of dying, especially if she really didn't have to in the first place. Mother knows what is best for her well-being and if that meant keeping a girl safe and alive, then she would go to any length, beyond her self-obsession to keep her life as it is. Rapunzel didn't care about beauty so much as she cared about living a real life. She cut off her beautiful golden mane in the end and traded it in for thin, mousey brown locks which gave her more of a resemblance of her voice actress, Mandy Moore, but I digress. Gothel didn't care about getting booty either because she had a much denser boner for her immortality. She couldn't obtain the booty of life and vitality, but if it kept her alive, I'm sure she could have enjoyed a young slave man every so often.
5. Hades
Ah, Hades. The most comical villain of them all. Who wouldn't LOL at half of the comments he makes throughout the film. Amidst the humor and evil he spits out, he is also HIGHLY sexist. He uses Megara and her sexuality in order to lure Hercules in so he can take him out. He treats her as a sex slave and uses her to complete his conquests while also making sexual advances every chance he gets. When he is unable to have her because she is in love with Hercules, and come on, this is Hades. He's far from a hottie #sorrynotsorry. I guess maybe he's blue from living in a constant state of blue balls. His greed and desire for power takes him down, just like many of the other villains before and after him. Hades lost his control over his minions, fell into a pit of souls, lost in the fight against Hercules and Zeus and lost his sex symbol to a true god and total hottie. And if we're being honest, Herc was probably a total sex god anyway. No booty for Hades.
6. The Evil Queen
The classic, the original, probably one of the prettiest villains, the Evil Queen was fearful of her nearing middle age and was FULL of salt. Rightfully, a 14-year-old girl is going to be fairer than a 34-year-old woman. Nobody knows why the Evil Queen was really so mad at Snow White just because she existed, but one thing is for sure, a very cryptic, one-sided, fairytale cat fight ensued. The Evil Queen probably has the lowest self-esteem of all the characters, seeing as she didn't have anyone to impress, at least as the movie seems to reveal. Was the Evil Queen going to attract the young prince? Hell no! That's just disgusting, even for the 1930s. She was so mad about her feeling good about herself, that she could have totally got with the hunter in the meantime, but didn't! The hunter would have bowed to her every whim and called her fair and resemblant of a fetus all she wanted, but she missed that opportunity forever because she trusted a bodiless magic mirror rather than following her own intuition because older women of that time couldn't think for themselves, obviously. Except for Snow White. Perhaps Snow White's willingness to chill out was the reason she is technically fairer than the Evil Queen. No booty for the Evil Queen, ALL the booty for Snow White! ALL the booty for Snow White!
7. Lady Tremaine
The OG evil stepmother. Lady Tremaine knew she was too old to get the booty after her late husband's death and stay rich off of a new lover's money, so she did her best to train her two daughters to do so. Instead, she was stuck with Cinderella, a naturally beautiful and beloved young woman that captured the attention of the prince. Lady Tremaine was bitter, to say the least, that she couldn't have the prince and even more so that he wanted nothing to do with her two daughters. What is it with gold digging?! She could've used Cinderella to her advantage and gained wealth and status for the whole family, but she chose to be too selfish. She locks Cinderella away so she can't see the prince, but she escapes to prove to him that she is, in fact, the woman he was looking for. I guess it pays to be pure of heart and beautiful on the inside. Cinderella got royalty, riches and the booty! Lady Tremaine is still sitting at home, grFowing old and as ugly as her insides and not getting the booty.
