11 Things You Can Say During Sex And Hallmark Christmas Movies
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11 Things You Might Say During Sex That You’ve Probably Said While Watching A Hallmark Christmas Movie

"Wasn't great, but I'm still hooked."

11 Things You Might Say During Sex That You’ve Probably Said While Watching A Hallmark Christmas Movie
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Forgive me in advance for having my mind in the gutter, but if you've ever been on Twitter (especially recently), it's clear the world's a naughty place, so we're all getting coal for the holidays anyway.

Since I love a good Hallmark Christmas movie as much as the next cheesy movie lover, I couldn't help myself and just had to jump on the Twitter meme bandwagon. After all, some of the things you might be saying in bed during a hookup could also easily be said while watching a very innocent and wholesome movie on the Hallmark Channel.

But seriously, some of these are too funny to not laugh at. Here are 11 things you might say — or at least thoughts you've probably had — during sex that could easily be said while binge-watching your favorite Hallmark holiday movies:

"I could do this all night."

"This is so predictable."

"It's the same thing every time."

"Let's pause for a snack break."

"Oh no, I fell asleep before the good part."

"Maybe it'll get better in the second half."

"Wait... that's it? It's over?"

"Why am I crying?"

"That was shorter than expected."

"Definitely better than I thought it would be."

"Wasn't great, but I'm still hooked."

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