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How To Survive the Victoria Secret Fashion Show

Put on your bath robe and grab those pints of Ben & Jerrys, it's going to be a long night...

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How To Survive the Victoria Secret Fashion Show

It is that dreaded, yet anticipated, time of year again ladies. The Victoria Secret Fashion Show. While some of the most gorgeous, tall, and sun-kissed ladies get their angel wings, the only wings we will get is from drinking two cans of Redbull. Although watching the show is basically a pity party, it is a good distraction from finals. Ogling in envy over the Hadid's perfectly toned body while stuffing your face with hot Cheetos basically sums up the night. But eating your feelings is only one way to survive one of the most anticipated fashion shows in the world.


A pity party is not a party unless you have friends to vent and cry to. So, why not gather all of your gal pals, buy six pints of ice cream, and eat and cry all together. Thankfully, the airing of the show is not two hours straight of perfect people in beautiful lingerie, or else I would probably jump out the window twenty minutes in. They include cute videos of the models making a fool out of themselves, which makes them seem a little bit more human. They also have performers like Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars to distract you when your crying turns into ion hyperventilating and you need a distraction and diversion.

I will say that although watching the show is depressing, it also is motivational. Some of these models came from Russia and other countries, and now they are famous runway models. The show also inspires me to workout, maybe for only five days until I get bored, but hey, its start. It also is comforting to know that after the show, all the models go to an after party and stuff their faces with burgers, fries, and pizza. So maybe all that junk food you are eating now isn't that bad.

Either way, watching the Victoria Fashion Show is very fun. All you need are tissues, friends, and junk food....and maybe a crying phone call to your mom after.

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