1. They make sure that you never go hungry
World hunger. Solved. Boom.
2. They triple check that you're warm enough/cool enough for each appropriate season
Someone is without a coat for the winter? Grandmas wouldn't have that.
3. They actually care about what you think and have to say
No questioning if your voice is being heard because you know Grandma has been listening since you were in the womb.
4. They nurse you back to health (for free)
Healthcare plans and hospital bills? Not when Grandmas are around.
5. They are great judges of character
No need for expensive trials—just take them to Grandma. She will know if they're guilty.
6. They are true moral compasses—for better or worse
This is great because Grandmas would lead the world in the way it should go. This is not so great when you aren't making the best decisions and Grandma knows about it.
7. They don't believe in restricted, healthy (disgusting) school meal plans
Goodbye, questionable grayish (soy) burgers.
8. You never want to do anything that could disappoint them
Violent crimes? Yeah right, not when Grandmas run the world. Nobody wants to disappoint Grandma.
9. They're often free seamstresses
When you're broke and your clothes don't fit, just go to Grandma. She will fix everything.
10. They give you money without you even having to ask
The solution to poverty has been Grandma all along.
11. Their door/couch/kitchen is always open when you need anything
Bad days wouldn't exist. Go see Grandma; they make everything better.
12. They're in tight with Jesus
Jesus and Grandma are the best of friends. Nothing gets past the two of them.
13. They still have the power over parents
Grandmas are some of the only people that actually have a right to tell parents how they should be parenting.
14. They don't believe in punishment without a whole lot of love
You definitely know when you did something wrong, because Grandma won't hesitate to let you know. She will also shower you with love (baked goods) at the same time.
15. They can (and will) clean anything at any given time
There would be no sanitation problems when Grandmas rule the world.
16. They are prayer warriors
You need a miracle? Chances are, Grandma already knows and has been praying for it.
17. To top it all off, they have the best jokes
There would be an abundance of happiness in the world because of Grandma's jokes. (You have to laugh, even when you don't really want to.)
