1. Know yourself.

Are you a marathoner or a sprinter? Are you an early person or a late person? Do you like to go to parties or would you rather stay home alone and eat animal crackers while completing a puzzle of a majestic swan? These are the questions you must ask yourself when people tell you, "know yourself."

2. Learn from everything.

Remember that time you stepped on your classmate's foot, and he slapped you across the face? Maybe you shouldn't be so clumsy.

3. Let it go.

Are you angry? Don't be. Are you sad? Don't be. Are you happy? Don't be. Let it go. Let it all go.

4. Be open to change.

If you are still unemployed, embrace the freedom. Do not sue the university.

5. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

This one may be a complete lie. If you miss the moon by a lot then, well, you might not even make it out of the Earth's atmosphere.

6. Make connections.

This means treat your friends as objects.

7. Everything happens for a reason.

You were meant to obtain a useless degree and attempt to use it.

8. Treat everyone with respect.

This should have been known before you graduated college.

9. Give time and energy to maintaining relationships.

Don't be a complete jackass. Don't ignore the people you love.

10. Live every day like it's your last.

Tell everyone you know you love them. Just don't get too impulsive.