There are two types of people in this world: those who are constantly going to the bathroom and those who can somehow drink a big gulp and manage to hold it all in. All of those who fall into the former category understand the pain I go through on a daily basis when surrounded by camels.

1. You always go before you leave the house

Despite what people think, you actually did pee before you left; however it doesn't always help

2. And the first thing you have to do when you get to your destination is scope out the nearest bathroom

And see how long the line is. Why do women take so long to pee?

3. Normal people see a water bottle; you see about five trips to the bathroom.

There’s always the choice to make: dehydration, or constant potty breaks until you’ve urinated out all of the water you just drank.

4. You’ve gotten over the grossness of peeing in port-a-potties

If you gotta go, you gotta go!

5. You’re also a pro at peeing outdoors

All you need is a trusty roll of toilet paper, some hand-sanitizer, and privacy.

6. You’ve even used a single stall men’s room, provided no one was looking

It’s not like anyone else was using it, anyway!

7. The lines at the ladies room take forever, and you know deep down that no one has to go as badly as you do.

Again: what do women do in there that it takes so long?!

8. Your friends hate going on road trips with you because they know you have to pee every hour on the hour.

If they would just install a bathroom in the back of their mini-van, it wouldn't be an issue!

9. You also know that whole breaking the seal thing is complete and utter hooey.

Everyone knows that caffeine and alcohol inhibit your body’s ability to create anti-diuretic hormone, and that’s why you’re going to the bathroom every five minutes! Duh!

10. That’s another thing: yes, we just went to the bathroom five minutes ago, but that doesn’t mean that we don’t have to go again!

Don’t judge what you don’t understand.

11. Your boss or teacher thinks you’re slacking off when they see you are going to the bathroom again in the middle of your shift or class.

It’s not my fault!!!

12. Admit it, you’ve laughed so hard that you’ve peed yourself

Covering it up is the hard part

13. Waking up 10 minutes before your alarm goes off having to pee really badly

You don't want to get up, but you have to.

14. And lastly, you know there is no better feeling than that of relief when you finally get to go after holding it for what feels like forever.