Typing is a difficult, time-consuming, and altogether terrible task. Thank God the good people of Google have brought us autocomplete to save us from carpal-tunnel syndrome. Simply enter a few words or characters into the search bar, and Google will finish your thought for you. Perfect! Um, no. Here are a few times Google just completely missed the mark.
How is that even possible?!?
So people only want to look up funny pictures of cats. If I'm searching "dog," it must be bad.
When Google tried to guess your situation at home...
No... just no.
Are you coming on to me, Google?
Well if numbers one, three, or four apply, I guess you've found someone.
I'm bored too, Google. That's why I'm here.
Weather and problems excreting. Sure Google, I guess they go together.
So Google thinks I'm unkempt, insecure, and promiscuous.
That got real, fast.
Isn't this like the third poop one?
What exactly is a video for a cat?
Sex quotes...
You know, Google, you're coming on a little strong.
'Murica.
One of these things is not like the others.
Philosophers have been arguing over that one for millennia, but I'm sure a quick Google search will clear it right up. And the last one... just no.
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How can I tell if someone is technology challenged?
Jumping right from small talk with numbers one and two to religion and politics in three and four.
I'm feeling lucky, Jared.
The only appropriate response after reading this whole article.
