Leslie has already weighed in with her opinion on this year's election results, but I think it would benefit the public to hear more from her. Bidding adieu to the Obamas, ladies and gentlemen, Leslie Knope.
Dear Beloved Obamas,
First of all,
When Barack was elected we were all
And then Michelle came on the scene and we were stunned.
And then she introduced healthy lunches and all that, which caused America to unanimously say
But we love you anyway, Michelle. And your daughters Mailia and Sasha are glorious females who deserved to be protected.
And if anyone tries to tell you differently, just remember this sage truth
We really appreciate you being there during this election. Together, we could all say this:

But sadly, no it's not.
We're doing everything we can to keep you,

When we all but beg Queen Elizabeth II to take us back,
And when we just downright panic.
We'll miss you.
And we also need a favor,
Please?
Okay, we love you!
Sincerely,
America





























