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Going To The Cheesecake Factory, As Told By "New Girl"

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Going To The Cheesecake Factory, As Told By "New Girl"
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From the "30-45 minute wait" to the huge variety of cheesecakes, "New Girl" just gets it.

When the parking lot is full of hungry people trying to get the next available table.


When it feels like you'll never get a table but then your buzzer finally goes off.


When the waiter walks you to your table.


And then when they bring over the famous Honey Wheat Brown Bread.


When you don't know what to get because the menu is a novel.



When the waiter asks if you're ready to order.



And then when they come back for the third time to ask if you're ready yet.


When you decide to order the same thing you get every time but you're still hyped.


When the waiter brings your appetizer and you basically inhale it.


When you see your waiter carrying a tray of food and think it's for you, but he goes to the table right next to yours.


When it feels as if you ordered your food hours ago and you start to wonder if they forgot about you.


When you see that someone at a nearby table ordered the same meal you did.


When your waiter finally brings your food and you have to pretend that you didn't notice the second he walked out of the kitchen.


When you finally get to enjoy the meal you've been thinking non-stop about.


And then when you remember you forgot to order a side of fries.


When you finish all of your food and feel like you've never been so full.


But then when the waiter brings over the dessert menu.


When the waiter says they're out of red velvet cheesecake.


But then when they say they have s'mores galore.


When the waiter brings the check and you remember that you have to be an adult.



When you walk outside and have to adjust from the dim restaurant lights.


When you drive away knowing you'll be back again within the week.


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