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Going To A College Party As Told By Jersey Shore

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Going To A College Party As Told By Jersey Shore
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By the time the week is over, you're ready to go out and have a good time. You deserve some fun, right? Maybe that feeling starts to hit you on Thursdays, or Wednesdays, if you're into that kind of thing. But let's see how our partying compares with that of the Guidos.


The pre-game begins


And you can't contain your excitement


You get to the party and are like


And you immediately break out your dance moves


Might as well try your hand at beer pong, because why not?


You start checkin' out the dime across the room


So you pull yourself together


And strut your way over to talk to them



When the not-so-hot guy tries to hit on you


But you keep your head up and come up with a game plan


When some rando starts spilling their life to you


And you just go with it


Trying to find your friends in the crowd


Your friends think you should all go home soon but you're like


Why ruin a good thing?



The DJ is killin' it


And you're having a good time



But when they tell you they're ordering Dominos, the whole party stops and you're like...


Trying to walk your drunk friend home like


You finally get home and try to make it into bed


When anyone tries to talk to you the next day


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