Adam Sandler is quite possibly the funniest man in the history of the world. From classics like Billy Madison and Big Daddy to more current films such as Grown Ups and Just Go With It, Adam never disappoints. In fact, if I could ever choose a celebrity to spend a night on the town with, Adam would be my go-to man. Here are the typical events that happen during a night of going out as told by Adam Sandler.
1. Hitting the Liquor Store After Class on Friday
There is no other place you go after class except for the liquor store to restock your supply for the upcoming weekend. And you run into nearly everyone you know while you're there because you all had the same idea. Let the weekend festivities begin.
2. Getting Ready for the Club
You have to look your best because who knows who you're going to see. So you hop in the shower for a little lather, rinse, repeat.
3. Riding to the Club in the Uber
Naturally you have become best friends with your Uber driver. I've never met friendlier people than I have in an Uber. The best ones even have complimentary water and mints to keep you feeling fresh before getting to the bar. Ya'll are the real MVPs.
4. Seeing your BFFs at the Bar
You haven't seen them for all of 4 hours, which for you feels like a life time. Now that all your friends are here, its time to really celebrate.
5. Getting Your Drinks at the Bar
It can go one of two ways... Either they forget to charge you for the shots you took, or they forget to give you the daily special prices. Hopefully its option one.
6. Tearing Up the Dance Floor
You've got your drinks, you've got your friends, its time to unleash the beast. Get down with ya bad self.
7. Seeing Your Crush with Someone Else
Hands down one of the worst bar experiences. They're supposed to like you, why are they dancing with a bitch in a mini skirt??
8. Leaving the Bar because You're Starving
Guess that dinner didn't hold you over after all. It's time for greasy, drunk food and a McDouble has never tasted better. This is definitely where college weight gain comes from.
9. Trying to Fall Asleep
Oh no, the spins. The god awful spins. And sometimes the god awful person who is in your bed.
10. The Accident
We've all been there. Whether it's pee or vomit. It happens. I like to chalk it up to the college experience.
11. The Morning After
Omg. Water has never tasted so good. You could drink a whole gallon, and you swear you're never going out again.
12. Curing Your Hangover
More greasy food to soak up all the alcohol. It's never tasted better than it does now. Well, now that you've eaten, you're ready to do it again. Here's to Saturday!!!!
