The Mona Lisa has been around for more than 500 years and is the most valued painting in the world. If you have any questions about dating, Lisa's got your back. She's been around the block a couple hundred times.
So here we go:
The struggle is too real this morning. I can't go out in public looking like this, but I really need caffeine.
I would like a Venti, non-fat, no whip, half sweet, caramel macchiatto.
I'm so chill right now. I've got this.
WHEN DID MY CHEEKS GET THIS BIG? I'm a hippopotamus.
One hour later....
This level of attractiveness needs to be documented.
This car ride is awkward. He isn't saying anything. He must be mesmerized watching my hair blowing in the wind.
Was I supposed to laugh at that joke? Refill please!
An actual portrait of me for the rest of my hopelessly single life.
Maybe you will become a 500 year old legend like me.