When girls go out, it is almost like they take on a whole new persona. They're transformed into these mysterious creatures that you love, hate, or are mildly confused by (sorry, guys). Either you're one of them or know one of them; here are 15 types of girls you meet when you go.
1. Your new "bff"
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll even make dinner plans for tomorrow night and this will all happen in the span of five minutes. You'll occasionally see this girl while you're out, but the spark will be lost forever.
2. The girl crying in the bathroom
He didn't call. He never calls her. He doesn't even know who she is. It will be all right, lonely girl.
3. The girls taking forever in the bathroom
I will pee on everything you love if you don't hurry up.
4. The girls who cut the line for the bathroom
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
5. The girls who harass anyone walking by to take pictures of them
You think you're cool with your "power point" pose and vodka crans. We get it, you go out.
6. The sorority girls
They're throwing what they know from a booth in a bar.
7. The girl who never buys her own drinks
It's unbelievable how she can look at her bank statement the next morning with zero regrets.
8. The girl who can't find her friends
She's drunk and crying to the bartender. I mean, how do you lose a girl whose 6'4?
9. The girl who loves to start fights
If you look at her the wrong way you'll probably end up with a drink poured on you.
10. The girl who knows everyone
She'll probably push you repeatedly throughout the night to go say hi to people across the bar.
11. The girl that is always surrounded by a group of guys
Save some for the rest of us.
12. The mom
You are bae. Thanks for holding down the fort, when we couldn't hold down our liquor.
13. The girl who cock blocks
You're a terrible person.
14. The girl who didn't even want to go out
She was dragged out by her friends, has been complaining all night, and has her finger hovered over the Uber app.
15. The girl who needs to be cut off
Go home, you're drunk.
