For The Girls Who Only Wear Black
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For The Girls Who Only Wear Black

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For The Girls Who Only Wear Black
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Whether it's you, or one of your best friends, every group has, at least, one girl known for sporting her signature all black outfits. Sure, some of your other friends may be able to rock those white skinny jeans with a brightly colored tank, but let's be real if you were wearing that, you wouldn't even know who you were anymore. No matter how hard you try, black is just your style. Your go to all black outfit is perfect for all seasons and every occasion. So you keep wearing that black, and wear it proud!

Your whole closet is black.

Trying to find anything in your closet is next to impossible since it all looks exactly the same. You, sometimes, have to dig through to find that one black shirt that you absolutely need to wear. You can't settle on one of the other zillion black shirts getting in your way because even though it's black, it's not the same.

You're not goth.

Please, you are not goth. You do not have spiky hair and wear chains. You are simply a trendy, chic, black clothing enthusiast.

You automatically look skinnier.

You could be the skinniest person, but somehow slipping into a little black dress instantly makes you feel slimmer and ready to take on anything that comes your way.

You are unfamiliar with the world of stains.

You live in a world of pizza and burritos just waiting to be eaten. There's no time to pretend to be ladylike. You eat those buffalo chicken wings and don't care if you get sauce on you.

A little black dress can never go wrong.

When it comes to a little black dress, you have countless options since all your dresses are little black dresses. LBDs are great for every occasion. You can dress them up for a party, or dress them down for everyday wear.

"White wash" is an urban legend.

Like Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster. Sorting for a white or a light colored wash is something you've heard people allegedly do, but for you, it doesn't make a difference. Sure, you have a few things that are white or a light color, but you throw them all in the wash together because you kind of wish they were black anyway.

Dog hair is the enemy.

Of course, you love playing with your dog almost as much as you love black clothing, but quality time with your dog can put your outfit in jeopardy. You can use those sticky tape lint rollers, but there's always remnants of dog hair on your clothes.

Your mom always tries to force color on you.


You've received countless birthday and Christmas presents of brightly colored pants, and funky patterned tops that your mom thinks would look great on you. You don't want to be mean, but those clothes are just not your style.

It makes matching easier.

Narrowing down your color options to just black makes it a little easier to match your daily outfits. Of course, there are still different shades and textures of black to choose from, but the job is a little simpler. Just think how hard it would be if you actually had to deal with all different colors!

"Does this come in black?"

Your go-to question, whether you're shopping in-store or online. You always get mad when you're looking for something and it doesn't come in black. You just don't understand why they wouldn't make their product in the world's best color.

It matches your soul.

Or, at least, your resting b***h face.

Nothing will ever be the new black.

Black can never be replaced. You have built a timeless and chic wardrobe, and will be able to look trendy for many years to come.

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