Every Girl You See At A College Pregame, As Told By Will Smith

Every Girl You See At A College Pregame, As Told By Will Smith

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

If you're doing college the right way and you join a club, Greek life, or just make some decent friends, you will eventually find yourself getting ready to go out one night. Unless you're not on a budget, the smart college student pregames the bars or whatever social event they are going to. When you walk into one of these pregames, you're bound to run into one of these girls channeling their inner Will Smith.

1. The dancing queen

Country, hip-hop, pop... it doesn't matter! Catch Julia in the middle gettin' jiggy wit' it.

2. The photographer

Katy is always with a group of girls or guys taking a selfie, get ready to be on her Snapchat tonight.

3. The underdresser

Becky doesn't give a damn if it's a themed party, she's showing up as is and you can deal with it.

4. The girl who insists on being iced

Yes, Rachel, we know it was you who hid the Smirnoff. We love you anyway.

5. The girl who cooks in the middle of the pregame

Becky, your macaroni was not worth almost catching the apartment on fire.

6. The girl freaking out because she forgot she has an assignment due at 11:59

Going to the bars > five-page papers.

7. The girl talking smack about another girl she doesn't like at the pregame

She has more gall than I ever will.

8. The girl singing every song on the aux way too loud


9. The girl with a headache who is too tired to go out

But she's a trooper and she is going to make it to the bar anyways.

10. The girl who is so far gone but she's still friendly to everyone who comes up to her

It's okay Anna, you win some you lose some.

11. The girl always questioning her outfit

Chelsea has gone through at least three different outfits at the pregame alone.

12. The girl who is crushing on a boy at the pregame but won't talk to him

Jenna is trying to tell Molly she likes Nick, even though he came with Madison.

13. The girl trying to Uber to the bar before everyone is at the pregame

"We're gonna miss the specials." Bruh chill, it's like 10:00.

14. The girl who just broke up with her boyfriend so she's trying to get over it

Hey, we all have different methods of coping. Please don't cry.

15. The girl that always drops/spills her drink everywhere

*Keeps paper towels nearby because Molly is a klutz*.

16. "The party don't start 'til I walk in" girl

Usually comes with her own special entrance and theme music, oddly similar to a WWE wrestler.

17. The girl who is always over-the-top with her outfit i.e. the overdresser

But damn, does she make that look good.

18. The girl you can't pull away from her BFF for more than 10 minutes

Will and Jazz? Nah, meet Erica and Stephanie.

19. The girl(s) who does not have a graceful bone in her body but dances anyways

*Cues up Soulja Boy

20. The super sweet host who is "really glad everyone came"

In reality, she wants everyone to get the hell out of her apartment.

21. The "I'm really sick but like I don't even care because girls night omg!" girl

Kelsey isn't the hero we wanted, she's the hero we deserve.

*As always, these comparisons are EXTREMELY exaggerated and not meant to be taken to heart.*

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There's only one Tree Hill.

Late last semester, I was in desperate need of a new Netflix show to start watching. I casually inquired to my roommates if I should start watching "One Tree Hill." Both having watched the show before, and slightly horrified that I've never even seen a single episode, they wholeheartedly urged me to begin the emotional journey that is "One Tree Hill." The show is quite a doozy at nine seasons, but I powered through all the ridiculous, melodramatic, and, above all, ups and downs that the multitude of characters experience. I have way too many thoughts concerning this show, but here we go.

Here are some of the best things about this show:

1. Brooke & Peyton's Friendship

2.Haley & Nathan's First Kiss

3. The Cracker Jack Box Prize

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5. Lucas and Nathan's Budding Friendship

6. Whitey's Tough Love And Wisdom

7. Jake Being The Best All-Around Guy

8. Lucas's Heartfelt Speech To Brooke In The Rain

9. Peyton Bonding With Her Biological Mother

10. Karen & Keith Getting Together

11. Mouth Being The Ultimate Friend

12. Haley & Nathan Renewing Their Vows

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15. Haley & Nathan Having Jamie

16. The Heartfelt Farewell To The River Court After Graduating High School

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18. Brooke & Peyton Reuniting In Tree Hill

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21. Lucas & Peyton Getting Back Together

22. Deb Knocking Nanny Carrie Out

23. The Dog Eating Dan's Heart

24. Lucas & Peyton Getting Married

25. Peyton & Lucas Having Sawyer

26. Nathan Getting Into The NBA

27. Brooke & Julian's Relationship

28. Clay & Quinn Getting Together

29. The Utah Trip

30. Brooke & Julian's Wedding

31. Lydia Scott Arriving

32. Brooke Telling Julian She's Pregnant

33. Jude & Davis Baker

34. Chase Being The Best Bar Manager

35. Chris Keller Returning

36. Keith Forgiving Dan

37. Clay & Quinn Getting Engaged

38. Clay & Quinn & Logan Becoming A Family

39. The Cast Singing Along To The Theme Song

40. This Iconic Line

"One Tree Hill" is definitely a show that gives you some serious feelings, and because of that, I think it's one of the best teen dramas ever made. Lucas, Nathan, Brooke, Peyton, Karen, Keith, Whitey, Jamie, Deb, Mouth, Skills, Clay, Quinn, Millie, Chase, Chris, and even Dan will always have a place in every OTH fan's heart. There is, after all, only one Tree Hill.

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