Ladies and gentlemen buckle your seatbeats, I'm about to rock your world.

There is another candidate we can all get behind in this upcoming election:

Giant Meteor.

I am someone who fears death very intensely but the future of our great nation scares me even more so I'm going to take my chances with this rock solid candidate.

Although his arrival was late to the game, Giant Meteor has proved to be an excellent choice. He stays firm to his beliefs and doesn't ever change his path, no matter the obstacle. He is kind, calm, and reassuring. He also moves quickly and he is backed by science and logic. In fact, NASA supported him until their funding ran out. They were going for break with their election choice.

Giant Meteor doesn't have a toupee. He doesn't have a private email server. He has himself and his fellow superstars.

Giant Meteor knows nothing about spirit cooking and John Podesta. He knows a lot about staying true to his course.

Giant Meteor understands the difficulties of colliding with opposing forces. He plans to obliterate those who pose harm to this fantabulous country of ourss.

Giant Meteor is also a fan of Apollo 13. He believes it was a cinematic masterpiece.

Giant Meteor is also a huge fan of Elton John. He listens to "Rocket Man" every night to fall asleep.

Giant Meteor thinks that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a good person.

He is a fan of new building projects and of smashing expectations for this upcoming election.

Amongst a slew of crazy candidates, Giant Meteor lurked in the background and waited. He played his strategy out flawlessly and will reap the rewards this upcoming Tuesday. Giant Meteor has never been recorded using "locker room talk". He has never had members of his staff mysteriously disappear.

So remember him this Tuesday at the polls. Remember the candidate who has been there for you through it all. Remember the candidate who has shown the most promise at being a dedicated and steadfast leader of our country.

Make the right choice, America. Giant Meteor 2016.