Testy situations. Aggressive traffic. Forced team projects. Politically-charged social media rants.
Those situations are just a few of the times you might want an indirect way of telling someone off.
Here’s a list of twenty hilarious and southern approaches to telling someone to "stick it" without losing control of your language.
Being a little passive aggressive and discreet as some of them are, a few of these may take a little mulling over to figure out the true message behind the words:
1. "Chuck you, Farley!"
2. "Siss on you too, pisster. You ain’t nothing much!"
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3. "Kiss my foot!"
4. "This is an “A” and “B” conversation so “C” your way out before “D” and “E” come and “F” you up, “G!”
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5. "Oh, go love yourself!
6. "You can drown in two inches of water. I’m not reciting a fact. I’m making a suggestion."
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7. "I'm so sorry, honey, your elevator must not go all the way up!"
8. "Kiss my grits!"
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9. "Rave on. Somebody’s old cat will come along and cover you up one day!"
10. "Have you considered the advantages of being in another location?"
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11. "You know...lately we don’t seem to be bringing out the best in each other. I think it’s time we realize this and go our separate ways. You have a good life."
12. "Bless your heart!"
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13. "You're just special, ain'tcha?"
14. "You are SO common."
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15. "Not my circus...not my monkeys."
16. "How about you just take a long walk off of a short pier?"
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17. "Step to hell."
18. "My "give a shitter" done quit!"
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19. "I don't want to talk about this right now."
20. "It’s time for me to move on to greener pastures. You have a good day now, ya hear?"
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