Testy situations. Aggressive traffic. Forced team projects. Politically-charged social media rants.
Those situations are just a few of the times you might want an indirect way of telling someone off.
Here’s a list of twenty hilarious and southern approaches to telling someone to "stick it" without losing control of your language.
Being a little passive aggressive and discreet as some of them are, a few of these may take a little mulling over to figure out the true message behind the words:
1. "Chuck you, Farley!"
2. "Siss on you too, pisster. You ain’t nothing much!"
3. "Kiss my foot!"
4. "This is an “A” and “B” conversation so “C” your way out before “D” and “E” come and “F” you up, “G!”
5. "Oh, go love yourself!
6. "You can drown in two inches of water. I’m not reciting a fact. I’m making a suggestion."
7. "I'm so sorry, honey, your elevator must not go all the way up!"
8. "Kiss my grits!"
9. "Rave on. Somebody’s old cat will come along and cover you up one day!"
10. "Have you considered the advantages of being in another location?"
11. "You know...lately we don’t seem to be bringing out the best in each other. I think it’s time we realize this and go our separate ways. You have a good life."
12. "Bless your heart!"
13. "You're just special, ain'tcha?"
14. "You are SO common."
15. "Not my circus...not my monkeys."
16. "How about you just take a long walk off of a short pier?"
17. "Step to hell."
18. "My "give a shitter" done quit!"
19. "I don't want to talk about this right now."
20. "It’s time for me to move on to greener pastures. You have a good day now, ya hear?"
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