Ganondorf: King or God?
Ganondorf is commonly regarded as the most powerful character on the Smash Four roster. Today, we take a closer look at the king and/or God of Smash Bros on our new web series, Biddledorf. Eventhub, a well-known Smash tier list, ranks Ganondorf above the series mainstays Zelda and Jigglypuff:
How is the Prince of Darkness so powerful? Let's take a look at his move set!
Killer Move 1: Side-B
Ganondorf's devastating side-B, Flame Choke, can instantly turn the tide of battle. Ganondorf can even commit suicide at an unprecedented speed with strategic use of this maneuver—emphasis on man.
Killer Move 2: Neutral-B
Watch out for Ganondorf's Grandfather’s warlock punch... A.K.A. "Slam House". This one super kills you fast and puts you to the the test... WOAH!
Killer Move 3: Up-Tilt
Ganondorf charges his leg up over his head allowing the stank to accumulate. The move is un-shieldable because you can't shield smell.
Killer Move 4: Up-B
“Ganon up-B kill
All enemies are dying, yep
End virginity”
-Cloud
Killer Move 5: Da Jab
"Like bop dude it's sorta like bath side its like baaaahhh and then it goes buuibjglss. When he goes WURHHH." -Matthew Pedersen
"It summons a little thunder in his hand and when it hits the enemy current passes through what he’s grabbing, what he’s hitting an it completely destroys it, completely." -DI, Smash Pro Hopeful
Killer Move 6: Down-Air
It’s the spike. We asked local lame Smash noob/idiot about Ganondorg’s down-air.
Here’s the scoop:
"Ganondorf’s down air is pretty good. It can kill if you get hit. So don’t get hit." -LLSNI
In conclusion, even the worst Smash player knows the danger of Ganondorf’s down-air.
Killer Move 7: The Finisher
Avant-garde Smash pioneer Daniel “What Do You Mean” Anisfeld describes his upcoming tournament technique:
Interviewer: What do you have to say about losing track of oneself and killing yourself [within the game]?
Dan: It’s just like, you know, it sometimes happens and it’s effective.
I: When you’re using someone else’s controller, right?
Dan: Yea- Yeah, it’s the best.
We asked Rising-Star-Smash-Star "Directional Influence" what he thinks about Ganondorf:
I: What do you think about Ganondorf?
DI: I think he's definitely Top 3! But he probably sits on a tier of his own, you know what I mean? NO letter can describe the tier.
I: What else?
DI: Mmmm. Ganondorf equation is unsolvable. Most of the solutions are imaginary.
I: Is that the end of the interview?
*long pause*
DI: I’m hungry.
Spencer/Matt: If Ganondorf was a song what song would he be?
DI’s Assistant, Perfect Pivot: Friday, because he’s the be-all-end-all of the world, like Friday is the be-all-end-all of the week.
DI: I dunno.
PP: Why?
DI: I think uh… I don't think it’s fair. That’s all I’m gonna say.
DI and PP at their gaming clubhouse
As you can see, Ganondorf is clearly one of the slamminest dudes. He is Denny’s; all beef and no bullsh*t for your money. Thanks for tuning in. Tune in next week when we talk about something else. And remember, ask yourself; Ganondorf: King or God?
