Guess who's back, back again? It's me. Tell your friends. Here are some funny tidbits that the conversations during first few weeks of September brought us. Special thanks to all who went above and beyond to contact me to send me the funny quotes you heard around campus, keep em coming!

1. "Literally the only reason I go downtown is to catch Pokemon and to catch babes."

2. "Okay there's this game, it's like Words with Friends but it's CHESS with friends!"

3. "I Googled my professor and apparently he runs a pig farm."

4. "I am not even friends with this person who poked me on Facebook. Go away you are not wanted."

5. "My knees are all bruised from that Beyonce dance class last night."

6. "I can always tell when my dad has been watching "The Devil Wears Prada" because he throws his coat at me when he gets home."

7. "Yahh bros come see me tonight. I'll be working downstairs."

8. "Are you going to sacrifice a sheep today? Cool, man! Can I come?"

9. "I might be better off playing a nurse in porn than trying to become one."

10. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Well, it's complicated because he's trying to become a priest."

11. "Are y'all stupid? Everyone knows that if you fart in the car the car has to be moving. Otherwise, the smell just SITS."

12. "I sweated through three shirts today."

13. "How was semi?" "It was great. How do you know if your toe is broken?"

14. "It's her 21st. Of course, she has to take a shot of garlic butter!"

15. "What the fudge?"

16. "One time I made Jell-O shots for a party and didn't put any alcohol in them."

17. "I'm glad you think I would make millions as a stripper."

18. "I love iOS 10."

19. "I hate iOS 10."

Brace yourselves, winter is coming...

20. "My parents cut off my tanning bed membership and now I actually have to go outside."

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Hear something funny on your campus? Send it to me in an email at overheardatuga@gmail.com with your school name in the subject.

You know you love me,

Eavesdropping Girl