October has just begun but it has already brought with it cuffing season, football season, election season, midterms, and sweater weather. This fun time of year has everyone buzzing with conversations about everything from test grades to halloween costumes, which makes for plenty of opportunities to eavesdrop.

Thanks for all the hilarious tips that were sent in! If you hear something funny you know where to find me: overheardatuga@gmail.com

Here's what we heard this week...

1. "I've failed every test I've taken this semester. Please don't call my mom."

2. "Babysitting went well. The kid locked me out of the house while the oven was on, but it went well. I'm basically Mary Poppins."

3. "Yeah, those two are porking." "Porking?" "Sex before marriage. Super un-kosher."

4. "Who decided that slutty dog costumes were acceptable? Dogs have done nothing to deserve this."

5. "Most of our dates take place at Tate."

6. "Do you know how much a POUND of mac and cheese is?!"

7. "I woke up covered in Chex Mix but LET'S GOOOO."

8. "I think watching the debate together is going to be a very enlightening. Stay tuned to find out if I kick him out of my house or lock him in my bedroom."

9. "I honestly don't know what she sees in him other than him being really good at shotgunning Natty Light."

10. "They broke up because she was secretly vaping. They got back together a day later after she gave him her vape as a sign of their love."

11. "Does your dad miss me?"

12. "No, it's not a Catholic thing. I'm preparing for my colonoscopy."

13. "If Angelina Jolie can divorce from Brad Pitt, you can get over a mediocre frat boy."

14. "NOBODY looks good in yellow."

15. "Maybe if I dress like it's fall the weather will follow suit. Where are my Uggs?"

16. "I'm in a GroupMe that is strictly motivational quotes and advice."

17. "I want a boyfriend just so that I can take cute pictures at a pumpkin patch, the rest doesn't matter to me."

18. "I don't get why he doesn't take me with him when he goes Pokemon hunting."

19. "I have not eaten in three hours and I'm out of breath, my life literally sucks."

And of course...

20. "What the hail mary just happened?"

We'll get em next time.

Xoxo,

Eavesdropping Girl