For all my fellow servers and bartenders out there, happy holidays to all of you! We can make it through the rude customers, forgotten orders, and low tips together, but first, we need to take a break and remember what brings us all together... the TOO realistic tweets.
I work at noon, but I don't feel like working until 12:30 at least...
Sure, let me just shut up now.
It's 2019. We're eco-friendly this year.
We need a thread for this... because there's so many.