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10 Tragically Comical Warning Signs You Have Indeed Found A 'Fuckboy'

Ladies, we need to be smarter with these boys.

Shannon Booker

Oct 25, 2017

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10 Tragically Comical Warning Signs You Have Indeed Found A 'Fuckboy'

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I'm sure every girl has encountered a *cough* *cough* fuckboy. Sometimes our brains get a lil fuzzy when we meet a boy so I made this list to help you out a bit.

1. They always feel the need to text you, "Without me?"

We all know what I'm talking about. You send a text saying "BRB gonna shower" and you get back the dreaded "Without me?" text. Yes, I can do things without you. I'm an adult.

2. You never go over before 9 PM.

Honey have I got some bad news for you. Yes, people have lives and get busy in the day but come on. If he isn't even attempting to make plans before the night it is time to move on.

3. He doesn't introduce you to his friends.

If he does he never actually says how he knows you. Are you his friend, sister, teacher??? Also sometimes if you have met his friends they seem like they're hiding something from you. News flash: They are.

4. He only uses pet names.

Babe. Babyyyy. Hun. Sweetheart. You're a jerkkkkkk.

5. HE SAYS HE ISN'T THE ONE.

Remind me why we're even talking again?

6. His appearance.

Any form of a frat boy who's not in a frat is not a good thing. Joggers, a "bro tank" and some flip-flops. GOT TO GO.

7. Waits 3 months and then texts, "I miss you."

I mean, I would miss me too but this is too much. This is lurking at its finest. Another great form of lurking is waiting two days to like your Instagram photo to make sure you see it. Lurkers are the literal worst.

8. You're never seen.

You've never once made his story. He's never even taken a Snapchat of you. He does this so his other ladies and the friends his never mentioned you to don't start to question.

9. He never makes concrete plans.

"Yeah, we can go to dinner, just pick a day."

"Sure, I would love to go bowling, I'm just really busy right now."

Like I'm busy too, but OK.

10. He can't help you in an emotional situation.

Things happen, but if he can't even give you a hug and say "I'm sorry," he got to go.

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10 Tragically Comical Warning Signs You Have Indeed Found A 'Fuckboy'

Ladies, we need to be smarter with these boys.

1. They always feel the need to text you, "Without me?"

2. You never go over before 9 PM.

3. He doesn't introduce you to his friends.

4. He only uses pet names.

5. HE SAYS HE ISN'T THE ONE.

6. His appearance.

7. Waits 3 months and then texts, "I miss you."

8. You're never seen.

9. He never makes concrete plans.

10. He can't help you in an emotional situation.

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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