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Friday Night As Told By Kristen Wiig

We've all been there.

Lauren Monnerat
Feb 29, 2016
Gettysburg College
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Friday Night As Told By Kristen Wiig

Monday through Friday are potentially the most excruciating five days of the week. We're fed up over school and hey, we need a little debrief and that's totally expected. Feel like letting loose a little early? Hey, I applaud you. Friday's sound a little something like this...

1. You gotta let the Friday steam out that's been building up all week...

Let's face it, we barely make it to Friday. You've probably taken a ride on an emotional roller coaster Monday through Thursday. Don't worry, I feel ya.

2. Do what you gotta do... Take your time, really.

Friday night 4 p.m self-pity sessions are OK.

3. Then, with the help of friends you swear tonight's gonna be good.

"Guys, seriously, tonight is gonna be so fun. I need this."

4. But of course, you open your closet and realize you've worn everything once, maybe four times.

Let's be real we never have anything to wear.

5. Thank god you have a selection of other wardrobes aka gonna rummage through your friends closets. You finally pull something together and threaten for honest opinions.

The constant struggle of whether to wear booties or not. Ripped jeans? Is all black too much?

6. You finally have a fire outfit. The night finally starts. But the first sip is always the hardest.

I can't do this anymore. This is a form of torture.

7. But, hey you get through it. And now you're feeling good.

Classy, always.

8. But then you're out, you get there and see all your friends.

You're feeling confident, maybe a little too confident.


9. Then that golden song comes on.


And so you start to sing a little.

10. Then you get a little carried away...


And don't lie, you're feeling it.

11. But it all goes downhill because suddenly your friend is feeling it too.

12. You know it's probably best you leave now.


Before it gets worse.

13. Then someone brings up food.

Mozz sticks, chicken fingers, anything your late night heart desires.

14. And it's all fun and games until you start playing with your food.

15. Then you lure someone into using their debit card, and promise you'll Venmo them.


Amen.

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