Whether you are in Greek life, on a club sports team, or just a party loving student, you have probably heard these themes before. Party themes that are degrading to women are as college as walk of shames and doing homework on the quad. “CEOs and Office Hoes” is a classic. Some of my other favorites include, “Yoga Hoes and Workout Bros,” “Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes,” and my personal favorite, “Dinosaurs and Whores.” But what if (maybe in some alternate universe) themed parties empowered women and degraded men? I have come up with a few that flip the script.
1. “Cool Chicks and Lonely Dicks.”
2. “Boss A$$ B*tches and Bastards.”
3. “Superwomen and Garbage Men.”
4. “Knockouts and High school Drop-Outs.”
5. “Queens and Peasants.”
6. “Matriarchs and Man Whores.”
7. “College Grads and Jobless Lads.”
I can’t be the only one who thinks it would be cool to go to a party dressed as Cleopatra instead of a skanky temp. But, regardless of the theme of the party, this one accurately describes every one of them:
“I Spent 45 Minutes on My Outfit and a Drunk Guy Spilled His Beer on Me..”
What do you all think? Great themes? Tell us in the comments!
