Some don’t like cauliflower. Some don’t like grapes. Some don’t like spinach. Some don’t like chocolate (heaven forbid!). While there are amazing foods in the world, most of us if not all have at least foods we believe shouldn’t even exist in the first place. Here are my 11 food abominations:
1. Bacon
It’s too salty! And it doesn’t actually taste like meat. If I want something meaty I want to feel something with more fat. Bacon is too thin. One could eat charcoal and it would still be similar in taste.
2. Pineapples
They are gross; a different kind of gross. I almost feel like pineapples want to pierce my tongue. It’s way too acidic and certainly doesn’t belong on pizza!
3. Tomato Soup
Tomatoes by themselves are great! But tomatoes are a fruit! Why would one put fruit in a soup? Fruit and soup are like fire and water. They don’t mix. Tomato soup makes me want to throw up in my mouth. This brings me to number 4...
4. Tomato Juice
While tomatoes are a fruit and fruits belong with juice, they just don’t blend. Something just is or isn’t. Tomato juice is part of the “isn't” category.
5. Mushrooms
Mushrooms look like pieces of garbage! And it doesn't feel right in my mouth
6. Black Olives
Just as there is a divide between black and red licorice, there is a divide between green and black olives. Black Olives are bitter just like black licorice. Which brings me to...
7. Black Licorice
8. Grapefruit
Fruit shouldn’t be bitter. Fruit should be sweet not sour! They are too acidic.
9. Pulpless Orange Juice
Pulp comes with oranges! Why would one strip pulp from the orange!? The pulp gives off the flavor. It is what makes oranges- oranges! Orange juice without pulp is like having Simon without Garfunkel!
10. Sweet Potato Fries
Potatoes are one of the best starches in the world. Salty and sweet work occasionally, but sweet fries just don’t cut it!
11. Raisins
Raisins are like eating wrinkly old people. I love old people. I refuse to eat old people!*If you look closely it also has the word "sin". Red flag right there!*
