Just when you thought your prayers for another season of Flavor of Love were answered, you see that they actually weren't. Instead, your prayers were substituted for a knock-off version of what seems to be another reality show for a male celebrity to find love. So, what does this mean? Well, no more clocks. No more girls getting told that their time has run out. No more scenes of Pumpkin spitting on New York. And definitely no more Flavor Flav. Well before I rush to dismiss this show, we should consider what we will be getting from this new addition to our reality television addiction. I'm willing to settle, but hesitantly. There's a few things that I request happen on this show for me to tune in.

1. A Celebrity Guest Appearance

I need Trey Songz to promise me a guest appearance. Will anything truly top a Beyonce, or should I say Luther Vandross, guest appearance? Eh, probably not, but I would like to see an attempt.

2. Chicken Dinner

Let all the girls make dinner for you. Yeah, seems like an odd request, but don't underestimate this. I specifically want to see someone rise to the culinary level of Hottie from Flavor of Love season one. Not even Gordon Ramsey could compete.

3. Check Your Inbox

We need something like a Flavor Gram. I'll even take Tyra Mail, but keep me entertained with your wit and ingenuity when telling the contestants what their day will entail. The corny puns are what makes the show.

4. Quick Turn Around

I'm looking for a show that can feed into my obsession with celebrity reality shows. This means that I want season two just as quickly as season one ended. I need speed that rivals the turn around time of Flavor Flav. Let me know when someone beats the record of not only finding love in less than three months, but then falling out of love in less than half a year, just to find love again in the following two months. That's real dedication.

5. Spin-Offs

Make sure this show is a platform for girls to have spin-off shows. If there's no one on the show who is captivating and entertaining enough for me to want to see them on a spin-off show, then cancel the show because the cast needs work. I'm looking for another Bootz, New York, or Buckwild. Don't disappoint.

We finally get a glimpse into the life of Mr. Steal Yo Girl. I'll admit it though. I'm a little perplexed. You would think that Trey Songz by now wouldn't need to have a reality show to find love. For someone who is so boastful about their talents, you would think people would be flocking towards him. But, hey if we get another reality show for the culture then I'm here for it.