It especially loves to find table and counter corners. Good thing butts tend to bounce back.
This is especially true if your rear end is much larger than your waistline. You finally find a pair of jeans that can squeeze over your behind, but now they're too big in the waist. Thank God for belts.
You can't really buy expensive jeans because you'll just wear holes in them in a couple of months.
Or between anyone else for that matter, unless they are both small-butted.
Guys like big booties now, so why not just let your butt do it's thing.
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Sorry, Miley, but most of us got you beat.
This can be embarrassing, but it's a sad fact.
This is especially useful in a busy mall or when you're trying to find your spot at a concert.
Just be careful because sometimes they're too short. Then your back end forces them to look like underwear.
Why are so many of them see-through?!
I mean, this is probably the best thing about having a big butt. You are constantly carrying around a permanently attached cushion.
I mean, they can, as long as you remember to not bend down while you're wearing it.
"Damn girl, look at chu!" And most of these actually come from your bffs, not guys.
