Last year, I explained how you can successfully attempt to find love at TRL. It's a new year, and a new game.

This year, finding love at shred lion is the last for many of us, and it's not only going to be based on your ability to twerk with your bae, or flirt with your bartender. Over spring break, I was told that if I believe I can do something, I can manifest my own destiny, so I believe we can all manifest the hot guy to make out with us. 

Tequila shots. After nearly three years of research, you can't go wrong by taking a shot at love with a shot of tequila. You might end up in a strange place the next morning but, hey, senior year. 

Aggressive eye contact. Think crazy eyes from Orange Is The New Black. Most communication is non-verbal, so be passive with the words and give them the tell tale, "you're damn fine," eye gestures. No gaze can be too long to let them know.

Be mean. Ten out of ten college students agree that being kind is overrated. Keep the new love of your life on their feet by hurling insults at them. You're ugly, fat and have captured my heart.

Be persistent. I can't emphasize enough how important being persistent still is. You want him? You want her? Don't give up -- try five times to drown them in cheap liquor until they realize you're the most perfect person they could ever ask for.

Raise your glass, lower your standards.  New year, new crop of freshman. By lowering your standards to include a new variety of ages, you'll be sure to have a great time! Who doesn't love the freshman girl who thinks her new shack shirt solidifies her position as girlfriend.

Build a roster. The more the merrier, right? If you're going to find love, you're going to need to meet a lot of people.

Ask why you haven't matched on Tinder. "I've matched with everyone else, so this is awkward." Everyone loves a good Tinder pickup.

Get a stalker. Senior year at Lion just isn't good unless you have someone who will follow you around the bar whenever you're there. It shows that you're so desirable that someone may go crazy for you. Don't worry if they want to skin you, and wear you around the house as a bathrobe, it's really sweet.

Go home with the person you don't like. It makes sense, at the time. You're going to drive yourself, and the person you actually like, insane. What's hotter than promiscuity?

In the end, love at Lion is absolutely accessible to everyone as long as you have a pretty loose definition of love. This year, I don't need to find Mr. Right, because TRL already stole my heart.