It's that time of the year again, and amidst all the excitement over going home for the holidays, all of you students out there are inundated with final papers, projects, and exams. Finals week is nothing without a little procrastination, and I'm happy to provide a distraction.

You're completely ready to go home.

But finals totally sneak up on you.

And since you barely paid attention in class, you know approximately 0% of the material.

You pretend to know what you're talking about.

And struggle to bullshit your way through your final papers.

Finally, you sit down to study but have no idea how.

And seriously, studying is so tiring.

So instead you and your roommates brainstorm ways to get out of taking your finals.

And you let your friends talk you into going out with them instead of studying.

You realize the error in your ways and struggle to motivate yourself.

You even show up to office hours for the first time all semester to schmooze.

And try going to the gym to at least be somewhat productive.

You fuel yourself with a ridiculous amount of caffeine.

And pizza.

You get distracted by everything.

Eventually, you have a full-blown meltdown.

And debate trying to bribe your professors.

Not that it works.

Then you're almost out of time before your exams so you have to cram.

But in the end, you pull it off.

Just remember: Cs get degrees!