1. “It’s Monday? YES! The Bachelorette is on tonight!”
2. “How can she have a connection with him? I spend more time waiting for my to water to boil than she spent talking to.”
3. “Do I like Nick? He is pretty sweet to Kaitlyn. Oh Wait. HA. No. #TeamShawn”
4. “I want to be on The Bachelor. Like I’ll take 15 boyfriends and 1000’s of free dresses. #SayYestotheFREEdresses”
5. “When is Kaitlyn gonna cry? It’s been at least twenty minutes since she cried last time. Waiiiiiiit, whoop there it is.”
6. “Wait. There are other guys this season other than Nick and Shawn?
7. “Kaitlyn kisses more guys in one episode than I’ll ever kiss in my entire life…”
8. “Ben H. feel free to call me or beep me or honestly however you want to reach me. I’ll answer no worries.”
9. “Perfect. Another TO BE CONTINUED.”
10. “I miss Britt. Well, mostly Britt’s hair.”
11. “Next week is going to be the ‘most dramatic episode’ EVER!? WOW. That’s what they said about the last 73 episodes. THIS ONE HAS TO BE DIFFERENT, RIGHT?”
























