"Family Guy" is one of the best television programs of our time. I never thought that I would be a fan of adult cartoons until I heard Peter Griffin's scratchy voice calling out to his wife. If you don't like "Family Guy", you are probably just wrong. As a "Family Guy' enthusiast, I have determined the definitive ranking of the shows best characters.
9. Quagmire
I feel like Quagmire would be much more likable if he didn't give off such perverted vibes. I don't know how he has the power to make me so uncomfortable through a tv screen.
Best quotation: "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity"
8. Cleveland
Cleveland I loved you, but then you left me and I can never forgive you for that. And no one stopped watching when you left...so guess you never really mattered?
Best quotation: "It's sad when planes 'splode"
7. Joe
Okay does anyone else find Joe's voice extremely comforting? Like is that you Morgan Freeman? And if you don't like Joe, then you obviously are prejudice against disabled people.
Best quotation: "I just suggested a line of handicapable toys - ya know, to show the kids the fun of being physically challenged"
6. Meg
Definitefy the worst member of the Griffin family, but not everyone can be a winner Meg. It's bad when even your mom doesn't like you.
Best quotation: "I've never even been in a picture before"
5. Lois
Have you ever heard that the mother holds the family together? Well this is definitely true for the Griffin family.
Best quotation: "Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys"
4. Chris
There is just something about Chris that really speaks to me. I definitely think he is the most underrated character on this show.
Best quotation: " I tucked it between my legs as a joke and then it got stuck."
3. Peter
Some would be surprised that Peter is not ranked number one because he has the most memorable quotes from the show. But Peter does not hold the show together like the characters in the top two spots.
Best quotation: "You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert"
2. Brian
Anyone that owns a dog would totally understand why Brian is ranked so high. And a dog that can tell jokes and be a world famous writer? No wonder I cried when he died for those two episodes.
Best quotations: "Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian"
1. Stewie
I love everything about Stewie, there is something about a baby that says incredibly inappropriate things that just makes everyone laugh. I will only have a kid if he turns out exactly like Stewie.
Best quotation: "Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb"
