Needless to say, Evil Kermit the Frog has been blowing up all over social media lately. Twitter, Facebook, you name it, you've probably seen it. If you haven't, it looks like this:
Thousands of tweets have been tweeted containing this particular photo. Using the classic devil/angel act, thousands of funny memes have been created with this picture. Here's a favorite of mine:
So thus I decided to use Evil Kermit to describe choices that your typical college student here at MSU makes:
1. Me: I'm going to spend the rest of my afternoon studying for this exam on Tuesday.
Me to Me: Spend the rest of the afternoon watching Netflix.
This is probably the number one choice that goes through a students minds daily, "Do I study or do I throw on some Netflix?" I wish I could say that 90% of the time I chose to study, but I mean, who doesn't want to watch Jim and Pam fall in love?
2. Me: I shouldn't go out tonight
Me to Me: Go to Ricks.
Ah the dreaded "Should I go out tonight?" Most of the time, the inner me wins on this one. No one can resist the possibility of having a great night and for all you 21-year-olds out there, Ricks is a great place to make it happen.
3. Me: I shouldn't eat on the third floor library, too quiet.
Me to Me: Eat the chips, no one can hear.
When you actually do decide to go to the library, you of course have to bring some type of study snack with you. At the main library, the third floor is so silent you could hear a pin drop. Situation time: You're hungry and you want chips, would you eat them? (Totally done it before, you will receive multiple death glares)( Proceed with caution and don't leave the lib alone at night)
4. Me: I need to get up and go to class.
Me to Me: Lecture slides will be on D2L, sweet dreams.
Those winter days when no one wants to go lecture, it's so easy to roll over and go back to bed. It's even easier to when your lecture notes are online. Thank you sweet baby Jesus for D2L.
5. Me: I need to start eating healthy.
Me to Me: Order Cottage Inn extra ranch
No one can resist Cottage Inn late at night after a wild night out, but it's totally another thing to buy it smack dab middle of the day. But you know you want to, especially if someone mentions extra ranch, it would be like breaking the law if you said no.
6. Me: It would be smart of me to stay clear of Cedar Village after this win.
Me to Me: Light the couch on fire.
Ah, this one is pretty easy. Of course you don't want to get in trouble for participating, but I mean you do only go to Michigan State for so long... and I mean, it might be a really ugly couch. (Evil Kermit might be to evil on this one, couches have feelings too?)
7. Me: I wish I had a moped.
Me to Me: Amazon Prime it.
To all those people who are lucky enough to have mopeds, appreciate what you got. Michigan State is a big campus and let me tell ya, there has been more than enough times when I've actually considered going online and buying one after walking 45 minutes around campus.
8. Me: I'm going to stay at the football game the whole time.
Me to Me: Leave after 5 minutes
Michigan State football games are unbelievably fun to go to, but when it's cold out and when you are just.. I don't know.. really tired.. you just want to go back to your room and crawl into bed and sleep. 5 minutes seems like a perfectly right amount of time to me. (S/o to my you know whos)
9. Me: "Hey could you take my iclicker to class"
Me to Me: Throw it on floor.
You only take true friend's iClickers to class. When you have those random people asking you to click in for them, even though you politely accept, you really just want to chuck it on the floor. Whoops.
10. Me: I'm not going to take any pictures tonight.
Me to Me: Bring professional camera.
Sometimes you just got to accept the fact that when you wake up in the morning after a night out, you might have 200+ pictures added to your camera roll. Just go with it and you probably will get some cute candids out of it as well.
Evil Kermit, what can I say, you sure are something else.
