Why Is Everyone In Hollywood Having Kids?
Start writing a post

Why Is Everyone In Hollywood Having Kids?

I'm freaked out because this is a conspiracy.

Why Is Everyone In Hollywood Having Kids?
Hollywood Reporter

Ever since Beyonce announced her pregnancy with twins, Hollywood has been getting really weird. Before Beyonce, no one had ever been pregnant. I mean, Irina Shayk, but who even is she? Beyonce essentially invented pregnancy and she’s certainly the first recorded woman to have twins. This is a fact.

And so, following in the footsteps of Beyonce, Hollywood is proving that they are all members of the Beyhive.

In the days since Beyonce’s announcement, a bunch of celebs have announced that, in some way, shape, or form, they’re having kids. And it’s the kinds of celebs who don’t seem like they would be having kids—and I have to wonder (as a journalist and a human) if there is some larger conspiracy going on.

First, Beyonce announces her pregnancy with twins (tentatively titled by me as “Hexagon Truth” and “Lilac Monet”—cute names, right?). Then comedian/actress/podcaster Chelsea Peretti debuts her baby bump in a series of Instagrams.

This isn’t that weird but I just like her a lot. Also, she was hit by a bus in the season finale of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I’m wondering if this is the reason why. So that happened.

Then it comes to light that Madonna is adopting twin girls from Malawi. Twins. This is adorable, but also Madonna is 58 and already has four kids (Lourdes, Rocco, Mercy and David). You wouldn’t necessarily assume that she would become a parent again.

Then Rosie Huntington-Whiteley announces she’s pregnant. This is interesting to no one but me, but she’s engaged to Jason Statham (a hot) and they dated FOREVER and then have been engaged FOREVER so I kind of assumed that if they were going to have a baby it would’ve happened already. So…freaky.


The freakiest of all.

George and Amal Clooney are pregnant WITH TWINS. Allegedly it’s a boy and a girl, but I haven’t seen that confirmed. Now, THIS is freaky. George Clooney is 55, and before Amal swore that he would never get married and be a quintessential bachelor. So then he gets married, and we’re all, like, WHAT? NOW HE IS GOING TO BE A FATHER. And the fact that it’s twins is just too cosmic to not read into.

So why is everyone in Hollywood having twins? Are they prepping for something that the rest of the world hasn’t been clued in on? There is a larger conspiracy at work here, and I feel like I’m just grazing the edges. And if I suddenly disappear, it’s because Hollywood has figured out that I’m onto them. But this is a truth too important to hide under a bushel, you guys.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Fall Is Here!

10 reasons why you should love fall

Fall Is Here!
Photo Cred: T Stangell

It's officially fall, which means I am happy, so very happy. Fall is hands down the best season on the planet. Below, I will go over reasons as to why fall is the best and should be loved by everyone.

Keep Reading...Show less

Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Lorelai Gilmore and I are kindred spirits.

Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

When I was in high school, I was the occasional coffee drinker, if you could call it that. I would drink Starbucks frappuccinos and iced mocha drinks, which were more like snacks than coffee, BUT they had coffee in them, so I said I drank coffee. I progressed from my love of “snack drinks" to a more general appreciation of coffee, and would have a cup of coffee once a week or so. My “cup of coffee" would consist of a little coffee and a lot of cream and sugar, but it was coffee nonetheless. Then I started college.

Keep Reading...Show less
14 of the Most Revolutionary Short Films of All Time

Today's society places a ridiculous amount of importance on social media and what we see on our computer screens. Some of these short films you might have seen shared on Facebook. Some of them you may have never even heard of. Whatever the case may be, these productions have used thier position of power in our world today to spread a message. The messages vary from domestic violence, LGBTQ acceptance, self-love, the role of men in society to end the unfair treatment towards women and even the promotion of the furtherence of medical discovery in our country. Regardless of the message, each film advertises something that needs far more screen time than Victoria's Secret Fashion shows or Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Here are 14 of the best and most revolutionary short films to date:

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Heading Home For The Summer

Why go somewhere fun when you can go home?

girl with parents

Well, this school year has come to a close, and it's off to having fun in the sun. For college students, summer offers a few different options: get an internship somewhere AMAZING like NYC, India or somewhere else awesome, travel, stay in your college town or go home for the summer. Whatever the reasoning, many people do end up going home and living with their parents during the summer. Many things are different when you go home for the summer. After almost a whole year being an adult, it's time to return to your parent's home and follow rules that you threw to the wind the second you stepped on campus last fall. And you get to see all your old friends, the ones who came home anyway. You'll also see people you haven't talked to since you graduated that you were really okay with never seeing again. If you are going home for the summer, here are some things that will happen to you.

Keep Reading...Show less

14 Signs You Have A Big Butt

You will only understand these if you have a big rear end.

Kim Kardashian pours champagne onto her big butt

The 'big booty' is all the rage right now, thanks to Kim Kardashian. People are getting butt implants just to have that 'perfect butt.' But what a lot of people don't realize is having a big butt kind of sucks. Here some things you will understand if you have a big butt.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments