College parties are all different, but they're also all eerily the same — just like an episode of "New Girl". Here are 11 things that happen WITHOUT FAIL whenever you decide to go out.
1. Walking in the door like...
You want to make sure everyone knows that you're here and you're ready to party.
2. "Who do you know here?"
It was only a matter of time until someone asked.
3. Seeing someone from your 100-person geography lecture.
You've never spoken, but you're both here... So you're friends.
4. Trying to take the perfect selfie under less-than-perfect circumstances.
Were you really there if you didn't tell social media?
5. Having a fruity drink and "getting all weird".
It happens to the best of us.
6. Looking unimpressed so that you'll get drinks on the house.
Eventually, the host MIGHT approach you and say "Do you want Jungle Juice? It's on me."
7. Making sure everyone knows you're not TOO tired.
You still have a drink, so you're fine.
8. When your DD comes to usher you home.
You don't want to leave, but who cares what you want?
9. Coming home to the warm embrace of cold pizza.
Nothing beats post-party snacking.
10. Waking up in a less-than-awesome state.
Ya win some, ya lose some.
11. Forgetting how bad you felt and doing it again anyway.
Cheers, beers, Mounaineers!
