Every College Party As Told By 'New Girl'
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Every College Party As Told By 'New Girl'

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Every College Party As Told By 'New Girl'

College parties are all different, but they're also all eerily the same — just like an episode of "New Girl". Here are 11 things that happen WITHOUT FAIL whenever you decide to go out.

1. Walking in the door like...

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You want to make sure everyone knows that you're here and you're ready to party.

2. "Who do you know here?"

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It was only a matter of time until someone asked.

3. Seeing someone from your 100-person geography lecture.

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You've never spoken, but you're both here... So you're friends.

4. Trying to take the perfect selfie under less-than-perfect circumstances.

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Were you really there if you didn't tell social media?

5. Having a fruity drink and "getting all weird".

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It happens to the best of us.

6. Looking unimpressed so that you'll get drinks on the house.

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Eventually, the host MIGHT approach you and say "Do you want Jungle Juice? It's on me."

7. Making sure everyone knows you're not TOO tired.

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You still have a drink, so you're fine.

8. When your DD comes to usher you home.

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You don't want to leave, but who cares what you want?

9. Coming home to the warm embrace of cold pizza.

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Nothing beats post-party snacking.

10. Waking up in a less-than-awesome state.

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Ya win some, ya lose some.

11. Forgetting how bad you felt and doing it again anyway.

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Cheers, beers, Mounaineers!

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