Dwight K. Schrute has a tendency of being the dangerous, odd ball in the show "The Office." But, lucky for us, he is also strangely relatable. When the show aired, I couldn't help but thinking that is sporadic outbursts somehow explained all of my emotions, well expect for happiness. I am not sure if he ever truly feels happy. But here is the rest of my emotions explained by Dwight.
Angry
"All right, who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it so I can punish them."
Loved
"All you need is love. False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food, and shelter."
Heroic
“No, don’t call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.”
Hurt
"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."
Irritable
"Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence."
Claustrophobic
"Why are all of these people here? There's too many people on this earth, they need a new plague.
Confident
"Men find me desirable."
Paranoid
“It’s good to be paranoid. People need to be more paranoid. Case in point, JFK."
Prideful
"Imitation is the highest form of flattery, so I thank you"
Accomplished
It is my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Checkout time is never.
Aroused
"Sorry, I've got penises on the brain."
Fearful
"It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please, that computer should be scared of me."
Lonely
"You couldn't handle my undivided attention."
Disappointed
“One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.”
Yes, it is true that most of us don't want to die at our desk chairs, or really even have a desk job at all; however Dwight has some sense. If you don't agree that is ok, us Schrute's are a special breed after all.
